Author: oh shoot it Valentines... day... today...
Pit: OH CRAP
Pittoo: It's Valentine's Day
Palutena: ooooooh la la! Let's see some love drama with-
Viridi: Author and the Angels hey?
Magnus: mmhm.
Thanatos: we are aiming to minimise the amount of soap today aren't we?
Poppy: Here's some extra special soap just in case >:3 *gives pink soap bar*
Thanatos: Pink?
Poppy: It's Valentine's Day. I couldn't find any other soap. This one smells like roses but it must taste awful.
Viridi: you can say that again.
Author: if I were an angel what would be a good Valentines Day gift...?
Pit: if I were Author...
Pittoo: what would be a good Valentines Day gift?
Author:...*silent*... I know! I'll bake them a batch of cookies really quick!*dashes to kitchen*
Pit/Pittoo: just a simple box of chocolate. *dash out but bump into each other*
Pittoo: Watch where your going! Pit-Stain!
Pit: Well I'm sorry! I have to get something for Author for Valentines Day! *covers mouth* u-uh I mean...
Pittoo: damn you Pit-Stain.
Author: um...
Pit/Pittoo: Hi Author!
Author: *blushes* I have something for you two... *gives them each a basket of cookies*
Pit: *blushes* *eyes sparkle* really?!
Pittoo: *blushes* t-thanks I guess...
Author: no worries! *smiles* oh and by the way, you don't have to get me anything.
Pit: oh... o-okay.
Hades: alright and now Pitty Pat or Pittoey over there is-
Pit/Pittoo/Author: HADES!
Hades: Ok. 😏
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