Get ready for a lot of kissing boys.
Pittoo: what the hell... I HAVE TO KISS HER?! JESUS ITS LIKE THE 6TH GIRL IVE HAD TO KISS
Captain: *blushes*
Pittoo: I don't even like you be happy that I'm kissing you.
Capital: awwww I like you!
Pit: we need to feed you oxygen before you kiss her.
Pittoo: *punches him through wall*
Author: good luck bro.
Pittoo: Author please inderstand that this is just a dare ok?
Captain: *cri* just do it already!
Palutena: timer!
Viridi: check!
Author: THREE! TWO! ONE!
Pittoo: *kisses Captain*
TEN MINUTES LATER...
Viridi: hey! Times up!
Pittoo: *pushes away*
Captain: *blushing* *falls over* omg can we do that again?!
Pittoo: *gasps for air* nope because I have another dare to do.
Captain: *cri and runs out*
Phosphera: NO PIT YOU'RE NOT KISSING AUTHOR FOR TEN MINUTES!
Pit: at least it's not an hour.
Viridi: timer ready!
Author: I'm probably going to have to take some breaths in between the kisses because I have asthma.
Pittoo: I think that's a smart move.
Pit:... you promise not to kill me?
Pittoo: *cracks knuckles* I'll think about it. 😈
Pit: *gulp*
Palutena: HEY! We don't want to keep those lips waiting do we?!
Author: *bites bottom lip* yes I want to wait.
Viridi: START THE CLOCK!
Medusa: THREE!
Pit: sorry...
Medusa: TWO!
Author: I don't blame you.
Medusa: ONE!
KIU Crew except Pittoo: *runs out of room*
Pit: *passionately kisses Author*
Pittoo: *trying hard not to explode* 😡
Ten minutes
Pittoo: Pit you're so shit at kissing girls
Viridi: Times up! *opens door*
Author: *blushes* *pushes out* ... well that was interesting...
Pit: *blushes* yeah... I guess...
Pittoo: looks like it's my turn, watch and learn Pit. Watch and learn.
Pit: ugh
Author: great. 😅
Viridi: THREE!
Pittoo: ok on second thought I don't want to do this
Author: well...
Viridi: TWO!
Pittoo: Viridi please
Viridi:ONE! *runs out and closes the door*
Pittoo: *kisses Author*
Pit: *trying his hardest to not die* oh
Author: (why must I suffer this shit) *blushes*
Ten minutes later...
Viridi: *walks in* uh...
Palutena: *sees Pit on the floor dying*
Viridi: did i interrupt something?
Pittoo: *blushes* (oh shit it's Viridi)
Author: (yay) *pushes him off* yup we're done here
Palutena: young love. So sweet.
Pittoo: Fuck off! But Author I know you liked it.
Author: n-no! ...
Pittoo:...
Pit:...
Viridi:...
Palutena:...
Author: ...... well maybe a little bit-
Pittoo: One point for me! *brags in front of Pit*
Pit: THATS IT! *draws bow*
Pittoo: oh shit-
Author: soap.
Pittoo: *runs away*
Pit: *chases after him*
Viridi: Was that fun Author? Fancy doing it again?
Author: that's it. Good day. *locks herself in her room*
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