@Hyo-Ri-Hwang: I dare Medusa and Hades to battle and see who is the best boss! Whoever wins must be called the most epic, powerful and amazing bad guy by Pit and Palutena :)
Hades: *shivers*
Medusa: it's on Hades!
Hades: Why?!
Hyo-Ri-Hwang: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Pit: aren't they already the most epic, powerful and amazing bad guys ever Lady Palutena?
Palutena: Maybe...not...
Pit: *facepalms*
Phosphera: Can I commentate? PLEASE?!
Hades: Fine fine...
Phosphera: Yay! ^^
Viridi: I'm the referee!
Pit: I'm routing for... hmm... I'll route for... um... Medusa!
Palutena: Me to!
Pandora: Me three!
Viridi/Phosphera: Us to!
Hades: Wha-at?! Why not meeee?!
Pittoo: Don't worry Hades I'm routing for you.
Hades: Thank you Dark Pit! ^^
Viridi: THREE TWO ONE GO!!
ONE HOUR LATER
Medusa: HIYA!
Hades: HYA! *Kicks her in the face*
Medusa: AAAHHH! *falls down*
Hades: And thats that! I WIN!
Pittoo: *applauds* *emotionlessly* woo good job yay
Everyone else stares at Pittoo and Hades.
Pit: Uh... fine... your the most epic, powerful and amazing bad guy ever...
Palutena: Same here...
Hades: Victory for me!
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