Hwang: Jingle Bells! Hades smells!
Viridi laid an egg!
Viridi/Hades: EXCUSE ME!?
Hwang: Pit ate pies and Pittoo cried and so did all the rest! HEY!
Pit: PIES!
Pittoo: I don't cry...
Pit: yes you do
Pittoo: oh yeah? *game face* name one time that I cried!
Pit: When I ate pies >:3
Pittoo: what
Hwang: Since Author isn't here at this very moment...I'LL ANNOUNCE DA SECRET SANTAS!! (num) :3
Author: Now just what do you think your doing?
Hwang: oh poop :( *whispers to KIU crew* What a party pooper...
Author: I heard that! No candy for you!
Hwang: dam (Percy Jackson recference for those who are Percy Jackson fans) On the first day of Christmas Palutena gave to me...
KIU crew: *awkward silence + crickets chirping*
Hwang: Palutena! That's your cue! Give your secret Santa present! 0:3 (<--- for those suckers out there who have limited understanding that's a halo - Luv from Hwang.)
Palutena: oh! Okay *gives the present*
Viridi: *rips open present* A VENUS FLY TRAP! AND IT'S PINK!
Hwang: *continues song*... a very pink Venus fly trap! On the second day of Christmas Viridi gave to me...
Viridi: *Gives present*
Phosphera: *rips open present* Lòreal Perfume! Just what I needed!
Hwang: *gags at the sight of perfume* *continues singing*...Two Lòreal perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the third day of Christmas Phosphera gave to me...
Phosphera: *gives two presents*
Palutena: *rips open present* Oh! A goddess history book! I'll be busy reading this all day!
Pit: *rips open present* *weakly* oh my gosh...hehehe...they're really-! ACHOO! -nice...blue-! ACHOO! -flowers...ACHOO! ACHOO! Did I tell you that I have-! ACHOO! Hay Fever? ACHOO!
Pittoo: Pit doesn't have Hay Fever
Pit: Achoo?...hehehe...uh...they're really nice...I'll keep it... *insert bad gift smile*
Hwang: *continues singing* ...Three Goddess History Books,
Two L'Oréal Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the Fourth day of Christmas Phosphera gave to me,
Four Blue Roses,
Three Goddess History Books,
Two L'Oréal Perfumes,
And a very pink Venus fly trap! On the fifth day of Christmas Medusa gave to me...
Pit: Hey! I thought it was my turn! *pouts*
Hwang: Author insisted you last for grande finale. Don't ask why *shrugs unamused*
Medusa: *gives two presents* You'd better like your gift Hades! I almost went broke for it
Hades: *rips open present* Oooh! A new soul compartment! I'll use that the next time I decide to take over the world again >:)
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