Kidicaruslover: I dare Hades to act seducive and kiss any one of the Kid Icarus characters.
All boys (except Hades): Count me out!
Hades: hmm... now who should I... *eyes Author*
Author: don't you da-
Hades: how about you Author? Spend a little time off those pitiful Ange-
Pit: HADEEES!!!! *attacks him*
Pittoo: PIT WHAT THE HELL
Pit: YOU IDIOT!!! *tackles him to the ground and punches him in the face twenty times and kicks him multiple times* *turns wild* YOU STAY AWAY FROM AUTHOR YOU GOT THAT?!
Hades: *sits up* ow... that really hurt Pitty...
Pit: *punches him once more then walks up to Author*
Author: AIE! *covers face with arms* please don't hurt me!
Pit: oh I wasn't going to hurt you~! I just didn't want to watch you suffer from that idiot~! I would never hurt a little diamond like you now would I~? 💎
Palutena: *whispers* Yandere...
Viridi: yup...
Author: *plugs in earbuds listening to Lindsey Stirling🎻*
Pittoo: I think he should do Medusa.
Medusa: you gotta be kidding me...
Hades: so...! What have you been doing?
Medusa: shooting darts at pictures of your face like always.
Hades: why don't you spend more tim with me little lady~? We can have fun together~!
Medusa: just get it over with.
Author: MY EYES. *raises volume to max and stares at phone*
Pit: *covers her eyes*
Hades: *kisses Medusa on the corner of her mouth*
Medusa: (why did I sign up for this?)
Pittoo: THATS IT. *barfs into a bag*
Palutena: 😵
Viridi: WE NEED A DOCTOR.
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