Hylissa: I dare Pit and Dark Pit to dress up as minions and sing any song in minioneese. Uh... the minion's language.
Pit:... oh fuck no.
Hope: *drops from the roof and slaps on hat* SAY HELLO TO MY LITTL' FRIEND!!! *washes Pit's mouth with soap bar*
Author: okay all you need is the goggles.
Pittoo: nO
Author: *puts them on their eyes* HIT THE STEREO
*le timeskip*
Author: upload to-
Pit: YouTube... yeah I know...
Author: ya. *presses upload*
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Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
RandomAsk! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR SOME ADVENTURE!!!!!!!! INCLUDING MOÍ AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!! JUST STAHP READIN DIS STUPID THING AND GO AHEAD AND DARE!!! XD XD XD XD
