blue_burst16: K I Dare author to actually enjoy Dark Pits seductive remarks
Author: *face palm* (why has this book become so weird????)
Pit: *whistles like he wasn't paying attention*
Pittoo: Here we go
Author:😅... aha great! Here we go indeed! Yaaaay...
Pittoo: *puts his arm around her waist*
Author: oh god no. 😓
Pittoo: is it just me or is it hot in this room?
Author: *blushes* um... definitely you! It's actually quite (hot in this jacket from all this blushing!) Cold in here!
Pittoo: oh I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Author: I am sure (why did he have to be so hot?)
Pittoo: so whatcha gonna do about that? *hugs her from behind* take off the jacket?
Author: N-no! I quite like my jacket on thank you!
Pittoo: *whispers closely in her ear* it could get a little stuffy in there...
Author: you sometimes remind me of the sparkling pixies in twilight.
Pittoo: *attempts to unbutton her jacket*
Author: *slaps his hand* no
Pittoo: then take it off!
Author: no! I don't give a damn if it die of heat!...*silence*
Pittoo: *unbuttons her jacket*
Author: *blushing* *super, ultra, mega embarrassed*
Pit: *turns on air conditioning*
Pittoo: better?
Author: n-not really... I'm just really embarrassed...
Pittoo: but why?
Author: (OH MY PALUTENA WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO FLIRTY AND SEDUCTIVE?!)
Pittoo: why thank you.
Author: HOW THE HELL DID YOU READ MY MIND?!
Pittoo: *taps on his laurel wreath* been doing it for a while now.
Author: Oh shit
Thanatos: SOAP.
Pittoo: I'M NOT FINISHED JUST GIMME A FEW MINUTES! *lightly kisses her cheek*
Author: *blushes*
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Kid Icarus: Uprising Jokes!
RandomAsk! Dare! Jokes! YAY! STEP RIGHT UP AND GIVE US SOME DARES!!! WE'VE GOT THE WHOLE KI:U CREW HERE READY FOR SOME ADVENTURE!!!!!!!! INCLUDING MOÍ AUTHOR-CHAN!!!!! JUST STAHP READIN DIS STUPID THING AND GO AHEAD AND DARE!!! XD XD XD XD
