@MovesLikeJaeger21: I dare all of you to hold a dance competition! You have to dance to the song Moves Like Jaeger- i mean Jagger.
Author: SWEET!IT'S ON KID ICARUS: UPRISING!
Pit: A-are you sure?
Palutena: c'mon Pit it won't be 'that' bad! *smiles*
Hades: oh I wouldn't be so sure about that Author!
Pittoo: oh well then. Game on.
Viridi: *singing* I got the moves like jagger! I got the moves like jagger! I got the moooooooooves like jagger!
Medusa: I'll pass.
Amazon Pandora: me to.
Magnus: I'm out.
Author: C'MON GUYS! THIS IS A DANCE COMPETITION!
Magnus: we can be the judges how's that?
Author: *reconsidering* eh. Whatever.
Medusa: yea.
Pittoo: *points at the Monoeye near the stereo* hit the stereo.
Monoeye: *flicks on the switch*
Dance comp starts.
Everyone dances.
Few people are out.
Music stops.
Results.
Magnus: in third place we have... Viridi!
Viridi: YEEEAAAHHH!
Medusa: in second place we have... Dark Pit!
Pittoo: not the place I was looking for but thank you for calling me Dark Pit.
Amazon Pandora: and in first place we have... a tie between Author and Pit!
Author/Pit: Alright!
Palutena: and the prizes are... A free Kid Icarus: Uprising Membership for a year!
Viridi: YEEEAAAHHH! NOW I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!
Pittoo: hm... *thinking about what he would do with the membership card*
Pit: Awesome!
Author: Sweet!
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