Pittoo: *drawing* *looks at Pit then continues drawing*
Pit: QUIT STARING AT ME
Pittoo: okay gee...
Pit: thanks!
Pittoo: *continiues to draw*
Pit: whadda drawing?
Pittoo: I'm not drawing. I'm...writing my...diary...
Pit: ok...?
Pittoo: *completes the drawing*
Pit: Can I see?
Pittoo: *gulp* No.
Pit: Pretty please?
Pittoo: NO.
Pit: PWEEZ?!
Pittoo: how would you feel if I looked in your diary?!
Pit: DON'T CARE. *snatches the book* oooh! It's another drawing!
Flash back
Pit: *comparing Pittoo's picture of Palutena with Palutena herself* Absolute no difference! *turns page*
Pittoo: Really?
Pit: that's me! And Phosphera and Hades and Viridi and Amazon Pandora and Pandora and-
Pittoo: Please stop
End flash back
Pit: I have to show her! *runs to find ♥1234*
Pittoo: PIT GET BACK HERE NOW
Pit: ♥1234!
♥1234: Hm?
Pit: look what Pittoo drew!
♥1234: huh? *sees the portrait of her that Pittoo drew*
Pittoo: PIT! *attacks Pit*
♥1234: Pittoo?
Pittoo: Um...yeah?
♥1234: explain... *shows him the pic*
Pittoo: *blushes*
Pit: * very quietly* ♥1234 and Dark Pit, sittin' in a treehouse
K-I-S-S-I-N-G! :3
♥1234: a picture of me...? U-um... *runs away with the pic on the ground*
Pittoo: That was Supposed to be a secret Pit-Stain! Now she hates me!
Pit: ... :'(
Pittoo: *glares at him*
A/N
Uh, that just happened?
Hi guys! You've made it this far? I'm actually impressed. Most people would just dump the book by now. So a little backstory, I'm actually re-editing this book from what I did in year 4. Haha... I'm hopefully improving it! Please enjoy, and sorry, this book is complete so I'm not taking any more dares from here on out. Please just enjoy the book. Thank you for your time! ^^
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