blue_burst16: Ok Pit I ran out of ideas for your dares for now...... but I dare Dark Pit to go 2 minutes locked in a closet with Author without doing anything. (By that I mean no kissing and acting seductive)
I'll see how long you'll live. Hehehehe
Pittoo: I've had it. *rips up piece of paper*
Author: as long as it's not air-tight.
Palutena: well that's gonna be a problem... we only have air-tight closets.
Author: well fuck my life.
Thanatos: SOAP.
Author: oh why hello there! You haven't been around for a while!
Thanatos: SOAP.
Author: whatever but can the door be a little open? Please?!
Viridi: it has to be locked.
Author:
Pit: okeh Pittoo. No kissy kissy Kay Kay?
Pittoo: please stop calling me that...
Palutena/Viridi: IN YOU GO! *stuffs them in and locks closet*
Pittoo: ... that just happened?
Author: yeah... it did... AND YOU BITCHES OUT THERE BETTER NOT BE EAVES DROPPIN' ON US OTHERWISE I GET MY PHONE SWORD!
(Constant whispers)
2 minutes later
Author: *starts to cough* it's getting a little- *cough* stuffy in here!
Pittoo: well we're screwed.
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