Your Car Breaks Down

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"C'mon you piece of shit, you can DO THIS!!! Dont make me go all Shia Laboeuf on your ass!" You warn your car as it slows down before halting to a complete stop at the side of the road. You throw your head down on the steering wheel. GodDAMMIT cars HATE YOU!!! They're ALWAYS breaking down like this! Ugh so much stress its unreal. You call the AA, who say they're backed up with calls right now so they'll pick up your car within the next couple of hours, leaving you stranded on the side of the road until they get here. For FUCK SAKE! You sigh and plug your phone into your car stereo, blasting Sleeping With Sirens out as loud as you can to calm yourself down.

You sit inside your car with your eyes shut, just listening to the music, until you hear a loud, deep horn coming from behind you. You pause your music and open your eyes, looking around frantically. Your jaw drops. Holy fucking shit. There's a mother fucking TOUR BUS BEHIND YOUR CAR RIGHT NOW!!! You dont recognize the driver, but then someone jumps out of the bus, wearing a farmers hat. At this point the guy is either JackSepticEye or Nick Martin. They turn to face your car. Ah, its Nick Martin. WAIT A MINUTE THAT MEANS THATS SLEEPING WITH SIRENS MOTHER FUCKING TOUR BUS HOLY SHIT HOLLY BALLZEROONEY!!! Nick strolls over to your car window and you wind it down, he smiles at you.
"Car trouble?" You nod as your eyes remain wide. Nick raises an eyebrow "Whats wrong?" You simply press play on the stereo and The Strays continues from where it left off. You pause it again and gulp. Nick laughs before turning back to the bus "HEY GUYS, SHE'S A FAN!!!"
"WHAT? NO FUCKING WAY?"
"OW DUDE GET THE FUCK OFF ME-"
"I SAW HER FIRST MAN LAY OFF SHE'S MINE!!!"
"YEAH BUT I GOT DIBS!!!"
"DIBS DONT MEAN SHIT!!!" You hear the guys arguing from inside the bus and jump out of your car, leaving the door open. They all stumble out, all except Kellin. They all run over and hug you and you restrain the urge to start sobbing.
"How about we start a mother fucking mosh pit on the side of the road!?!" You suggest.
Justin nods and smiles widely "Fuck yeah! That sounds like a great idea!"
"Yeah!" Jack, Nick and Gabe agree.
You go back to your car and play Control Freak by Copeland on full blast. You turn to the guys who are all staring at you, looking beyond confused by your choice of song. You sigh "DONT YOU GUYS LISTEN TO COPELAND!?! I HAD SUCH HIGH HOPES FOR YOU ALL AS WELL!!!" You roll your eyes theatrically. Suddenly a shirtless Kellin leaps out of the bus.
"IS THAT COPELAND???" He shouts over the music.
You nod and gulp as you pause the music. Kellin fucking Quinn is half fucking naked infront of your very fucking eyes right now. RIP your ovaries.
"Kellin put on a fucking shirt!"
"You've scarred the lady!"
"Jesus Kellin cant you let us get SOME attention from the ladies!?!" The guys laugh and shake their heads.
You blush and go back to your stereo, blasting out Walk This Way by Aerosmith. "BACK TO THE MOSH PIT!!!" You shout. Jack, Justin, Nick and Gabe all laugh and nod before breaking int headbanging. Kellin is standing outside the bus, still wearing nothing but a towel, watching you and the guys with a smile on his face. As the song draws to a close, you and the four guys all fall to the floor in an exhausted heap.
"I dont think...I'll ever walk...again..." You gasp for air, you dont often exercise. You close your eyes. Then the next song starts playing. Your eyes fly open and you sit bolt upright.

" 1, 2, 3, 4! Hubcaps and ashtrays, I was born, but wasnt raised. "

You jump up and run over to your stereo, squealing. You start jumping around excitedly cuz this is your mo fuckin jam. You turn around and see all the guys standing in a line, smirking at you, with their arms folded across their chests. You giggle and blush, holding your hands up in defense. "Hey, I cant help that I have great taste in music goddammit!"
They laugh, Justin runs over to you and lifts you up over his shoulder. Jack bolts to your stereo and turns it off. Nick and Gabe hold the bus door open, Kellin goes inside, to get dressed most probably. Such sad times, you were enjoying the view of his nipples. Justin speeds into the bus with you on his shoulder and drops you on the couch, the rest of the guys hop on the bus and the door closes. You start laughing about various stupid topics, funny vines and memes you found online, embarrassing stories, everything.
"Tell us your most embarrassing story ever!" Jack asks excitedly.
You blush and shake your head "No way!"
Justin pouts "Please!?!"
You sigh "I cant, because it involves a certain someone who was wearing nothing but a towel the first time I met him!" You signal to the bunk area behind you, which is where you're guessing Kellin is.
Nick smiles "Well he's back there, so he cant hear you! Tell us!"
You sigh again "Fine! Basically, I was super depressed one night. Like, more than usual, I was contemplating suicide actually. I didnt think anything could save me. Then my best friend Hannah started texting me, I told her how I felt and she was all like 'Kellin wants you to stay!' and I thought she was just being stupid, but then she told me to message her on kik, and she changed her profile picture to a picture of Kellin, and her username changed to Kellin Quinn. I was beyond confused, but then she started messaging me. Only it wasnt her. Well, it was, but it was her pretending to be Kellin. She stayed up with me all night to tempt me out of suicide, while pretending to be Kellin, because she knew that would work on me, she knew he would keep me here." You admit.
The guys jaws are all hanging open. Justin blinks a few times "That wasnt embarrassing, that was really cute (Y/N)."
You shake your head "Its embarrassingly sad because I was tempted out of suicide by my best friend who was keeping me alive by pretending to be the lead singer of my favorite band, it shows how desperate and alone I am, dont you think?"
Jack shakes his head "No (Y/N), it was really sweet."
You sigh "Whatever, it'd probably creep the fuck out of Kellin if he found out, so please dont tell him." You beg.
The guys all look up behind you. Then someone clears their throat from behind you. You turn around and see Kellin standing in the bunk area door way. He's now fully clothed, his eyes are filled with tears and he's smiling down at you. He beckons you into the bunk area with his finger, you raise an eyebrow and stand up, following him into the bunk area. Kellin then pulls you into an unexpected hug.
"(Y/N), that was the sweetest thing I've ever heard. To know that a girl as beautiful and perfect you was kept alive by someone PRETENDING to be me? Im honored that you think of me so highly! Really! Im so glad I met you (Y/N)." Kellin says into your hair.
You blush and sniffle into his shirt "Im glad you enjoyed the story, and thank you so much for the compliments, though Im FAR from perfect and nowhere NEAR beautiful! Im the happiest person alive because I've met you Kellin."
Kellin laughs slightly "You are beautiful, and I think you're absolutely perfect. I love you so much, do you want to come on tour with us?"
You gasp and nod frantically "Hell to the mother fucking yeah! And I love you too!" And THAT is how dreams are made bitches.

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