Kellin Quinn Imagines

My Birthday

((((( AUTHORS NOTE: So 'twas my birthday on Tuesday mates. I turned the age of the average fangirl, whoop whoop! Anyway yeah I have A LOT of requests, but I've been feeling like completely shit lately, so its taking me a long time to get through everything, Im sorry frenz. Im trying to get back on top of it all, but its pretty difficult, give me time. This imagine is therapeutic for me, so you dont have to read it, I just find that imagining being in situations with Kellin cheer me up, so yeah. ^_^ )))))

My face, neck and shoulders are all being kissed. It is too fucking early to be woken up right now. Unless there is food. If there is food then sure. But otherwise, nope. Sorry. I dont even know what day it is today, Im having a "holiday" break from work, so I have lost complete track of time.
"Happy birthday babygirl!" I hear a voice chime in my ear and Im about to complain when I realize two things:

1) Holy fucking shit Im in bed with Kellin Quinn is he naked am I naked oh my god yay

2) itS mY biRThdaY!?! noBoDY toLD mE thiS sHiT!?!

My eyes fly open and I notice I am in fact facing a white wall. Nice, but not exactly what I want to be seeing considering there's a possibility Kellin is naked beside me and yeah. I turn over at Kellin.
"Is it actually my fucking birthday!?!"
Kellin nods and laughs at me "Yeah! Did you forget!?!"
I simply nod "Yup."
Kellin rolls his eyes "I swear to god Heather, your memory is worse than anyones I have ever known!"
I nod again "Yup."
"I'll get you one of your presents, dont get dressed yet, I want you to wear you present, then we can go downstairs and open your presents down there, ok?" Kellin suggests, I nod once again and he jumps out of bed, I sit bolt upright.
"ARE YOU NAKED MR QUINN!?!" I shout/squeal.
Kellin laughs from down the hall "DO YOU WANT ME TO BE?" I can practically HEAR him wiggling his eyebrows.
I scoff loudly "ALWAYS!"
I just hear him laughing in response before he returns, wearing just his briefs, mmmm, noice view I am getting here, very noice. "Baby, stop staring at my junk and open your present!" Kellin laughs.
I shake my head and cough "Yeah right yeah haha yeah..." I rip the black, like my soul, wrapping paper and see a ball of fluff. I raise an eyebrow and unfold it before gasping. "FUCKING HELL YES MATE WAAAYYYYYYY I CAN FINALLY SHOW THE WORLD MY TRUE FORM YAASSSSS!!!" I shout before standing up on the bed, realizing I am actually naked and not caring because if Kellin gets a one way ticket to boner city that means birthday sexy times and that is yes, and pulling on the fluffy suit. I jump off the bed and run over to the mirror, I pull the hood up and smile. "IM A MOTHA FUCKEN UNICORN!!!" I shout as I snuggle into my fluffy unicorn suit.
Kellin laughs and strolls over to me, wrapping his arms around my waist and kissing my nose "Sexiest unicorn I've ever seen!"
I gasp and smirk at him "Mr Quinn! Behave!"
"Why?" Kellin asks, raising an eyebrow sassily.
"Because I have not yet eaten and we both know sexy times do not happen until I have eaten because remember that one time we had the secks before breakfast and I was so hungry I kept asking you to bring me fucking food and you didnt because you thought if you got into it enough then I'd forget about food but then you remembered who I am and went and got me food." I explain.
Kellin laughs and nods "Oh, I remember that VERY well!" He grabs my hand "Now, lets go open your presents!" He starts running and, as he is still holding my hand, I am forced to to physical exercise before I have even eaten. Rude.

Kellin leads me to living room and I stop dead in my tracks. There are presents under the Christmas tree, which I forced Kellin to help me put up on the 1st of December.
"Happy Birthday!" Kellin grins at me.
I almost start crying. The perks of having a December birthday: your presents can be put under the Christmas tree to make it extra special. Oh my god. This is fucking perfect. I run at Kellin and rugby tackle him to the floor before kissing him, sitting up and crossing my legs and waiting like a good patient noodle child bean. Kellin laughs at my enthusiasm before handing me a large, rectangular shaped present. I sniff it and shake it slightly first before tearing the paper off, Kellin watching over me intently. I instantly realize it's a book, and it only takes me seconds to realize what book this is after seeing the back of it. My eyes fill with tears and I cover my mouth with my hands, before pulling myself together and tearing off the rest of the paper. I squeal out loud and hug the book.
"FUCKING TABINOF YOU GOT ME MOTHER FUCKING TABINOF ARE YOU KIDDING ME I CANT HANDLE THIS!!!" I squeal.
Kellin laughs "Thats not all, open it up baby!"
I raise an eyebrow and place the book in front of me, opening to the first pace. My eyes widen at the message that stares back at me:

" Hey Heather!

Dan and Phil here! We hope you're having an extraordinary birthday! We're actually huge fans of your books, and Kellins music! Speaking of Kellin, he literally stalked us in London for an entire day to get us to sign this and write you this letter! Apparently you're basically the female version of Dan? Dan says he's sorry to hear that. We love you and we really hope to meet you some day! Oh, and one more thing...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Love Dan and Phil (your sons/dads). ;) "

Tears are rolling down my cheeks as I read the winking face at the end of their letter. I cant believe it. I turn to Kellin.
"Thank you so fucking much Kellin, you have no idea how much this means-" I choke out before I start properly crying, I throw myself at Kellin and cry into his bare chest.
"Awh baby! Dont cry! Im sorry, I didnt mean to make you cry!" Kellin comforts me while kissing my hair.
I shake my head as I cry "Its fine."
"Is there anything I can do?" Kellin pleads.
I get a sudden brilliant idea. "Bring me food, then eat with me, then get naked please thanks."
Kellin laughs "Still the same old Heather!"
"Hey I know its my birthday, but less of the old goddammit!" I reply.
"Oh, I dont know, you are getting pretty old, is that a grey hair?" Kellin jokes.
I slap his chest playfully "Shut the fuck up you asshat!"
He laughs "Whatever! Food?"
I nod "Food."
Kellin turns deadly serious "Maybe food can be our always..."
I stand up from Kellins lap and just stare at him. "Oh." I turn away from him. "My." I throw my arms up in the air and shout "GOD I MARRIED THE PERFECT MAN THAT GIVES ME FEELS AND MAKES REFERENCES FUCKING COUPLE GOALS YAASSSS VIC SUCK IT #HELLIN IS REAL AS FUCK MATE YES MATE YES BRITISH ALL THE WAY MATE YES!!!"
Kellin has fallen on his back and is laughing hysterically on the floor, meanwhile Im thinking about what I'll search for on tumblr later.