Pregnancy Cravings

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You woke up and instantly felt the craving for something, but you couldnt quite work out what it was yet. You patted your small planet under your skin and slid out of bed, slipping on your fluffy slippers and waddling down stairs. You are basically a penguin that swallowed a planet with weird cravings. In other words, you're pregnant. You trudged down the stairs and headed for the kitchen, you started searching frantically through the cupboards. You couldnt find anything! You pouted and sighed like a grumpy child before searching through the fridge. You had a super badass Slipknot song stuck in your head, you were on a MISSION THIS MORNING!!! Then you saw it: butter. Yes! Thats what you need! You grab some butter and sugar, then you started ferociously mixing the two together in a bowl. Then you think of something EVEN BETTER: cocoa powder! Yassss! You find the cocoa powder and stir it into your mixture. Kellin was still sleeping and you were glad, he'd probably try and still your food and although he is bæ as fuck, YOU are pregnant as fuck. You sit on the couch with your mixing bowl FILLED with chocolate butter icing, using the wooden mixing spoon to feed yourself.
You pat the small planet under your skin and smile "Well, at least you have good taste and not making me crave WEIRD shit!" You laugh to yourself and turn the TV on. What did you want to watch!?! Kick Ass 1&2!?! YEEESSSSS!!! You put the first one on and instantly smiled, such badass movies. Plus that guy from Angus, Thongs And Perfect Snogging stars in this and he's good looking in that AND Kick Ass so yeah. Also, you're basically Hit Girl. You were just getting to the first epic fight scene when Kellin stumbled in.
"Good morning baby!" He cheered before yawning.
You pointed to the ceiling "Hush child its Hit Girls big line!" Then you squeal as the speer goes through the Razules back, he falls to the ground and behind him stands the 11 year old Hit Girl, holding a bloody spear. Then she twitches her neck a lil before saying her famous lines:

" Ok you cunts, which one of you wants to go first? "

And you join in with her as she says "Eenie, meenie, minie...MO!!!" And starts beating the shit out of people while Bad Reputation is on in the background. You smile "Good morning Kels!"
"Uh...what did you have for breakfast baby?" Kellin asks from the kitchen.
"DO NOT QUESTION OUR SMALL PLANETS CHOICE OF FOOD!!!" You shout back in reply as you continue eating your bowl of chocolate butter icing. You hear Kellin laughing as he strolls from the kitchen to the couch and flops down beside you. He dips his finger in your bowl of chocolate butter icing and licks it off. You sigh "Y'know our small planet is gonna make ME pay for that later by beating the shit out of me right?"
Kellin laughs and leans down to kiss your spherical stomach "Please dont be mean to your Mommy, she's the best!" He winks up at you and you giggle.
You feel the baby do a somersault and gasp, putting the bowl on the table to hold your stomach. "Its moving! Its doing flips or some shit!" You grab Kellins hands and put them on your stomach.
He gasps "Holy shit! Oh my god! What does it feel like, to you I mean!?!"
"It feels like that feeling you get on a roller coaster when there's a sudden, unexpected drop!" You explain.
Kellin nods "Cooooool!"
"Hey wait! I have an idea! Kellin, can you grab me my headphones and my phone real quick?" You ask. Kellin nods and raises an eyebrow, but grabs them for you anyway. You put your headphones on your stomach, making them extra large so they can stretch over it. Then you go to your phone and select Kick Me, it blares through your headphones.
Kellin laughs "What are you doing baby!?!"
You hold up a hand, then you feel it "I knew it! The baby is kicking to Kick Me! It has GREAT taste in music ALREADY!!!" Kellin smiles and gets his phone out, taking a picture of you, showing what your phone is playing, with the headphones on your stomach in the background. He captions it:

" Our baby is kicking to Kick Me! (Y/N) said it has great taste already! No surprise, haha 😏😂 It was doing flips and shit earlier! Preparing itself for the mosh pits I'll never allow it to go into 💁🏻😍👌🏻😘❤️ "

You laugh and shake your head at him before selecting The Strays to play. The baby starts doing crazy flips. "Holy shit! Kellin! The baby is LOVING The Strays! Oh my god!" You grab his hands so he can feel the baby doing crazy shit to his song.
Kellin gasps "Thats so awesome! Oh my god baby, I cant wait!"
You laughed and stood up to grab your chocolate butter icing "Its only a wee-" you felt warm liquid trickle down your leg. You gasp "K-Kellin!"
"Yes baby?" He asks innocently.
"Hospital! Now! THE SMOL PLANET WILL NOT BE WAITING A WEEK IT SEEMS OH MY GAWD IM GONNA DIE ITS GONNA KILL ME ARGH!!!" You start panicking.
Kellin laughs before swinging you into his arms bridal style, then the pains start. Kellin runs inside, struggling to listen to your screams of pain, to grab your hospital bag, then he hops into the drivers side and drives you to the hospital.

Needless to say you did not die, and little Iris was born in just four hours. She looks so much like Kellin, she has his eyes. You decided to call her Iris, after the song, which both you and Kellin love, just like you love her. Kellin is gonna be the most protective Dad ever, you can tell. Your smol planet shape is gone now, you've lost basically all the baby weight and your stretch marks are barely visible. As you're in a band and Sleeping With Sirens are touring with your band soon, you're gonna take lil Iris along with you. She's gonna have little earmuffs on the entire time probably, and whenever Kellin is performing you'll be looking after, then when you perform he'll look after her. That way neither of you miss out. Iris Quinn Bostwick, it has a ring to it, dont you think?

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