Elliot: hey calum
Elliot: this is so wierd calling u that
Elliot: i wish u WERE calum
Elliot: i wish i was i wish i was...
Calum: BESIDE YOU
Elliot: woah there ahha
Calum: howz ur day miss?
Elliot: quite fine and u?
Calum: indeed fine as well
Elliot: very good
Calum: (-:
Elliot: plz dont do the freakin nose
Calum: whyyyy
Elliot: cuz i said so child
Calum: ok mom
Elliot: wanna facetime?
Calum: huh
Elliot: oh wait CAN U GET A SKYPE PLZ PLZ PZLZ PLZ ZPZLZLZLZLZL
Calum: im too lazyyy
Elliot: but dont u wanna see mehh?
Calum: well i see ur profile pic
Elliot: u creep that's just like my smile and me showing off my new adidas clothes :'D
Calum: still ur body's hot
Elliot: perv
Calum: im kidding! Ur beautiful ellie
Elliot: i don't think so...anywya speaking of that i should change my name back
Calum: to what
Ellie: Ellie
Calum: wait why did u change it anyways
Ellie: i dunno i was borred
Calum: hey ellie?
Ellie: yeah?
Calum: what state r u from?
Ellie: why do u askkk?
Calum: jus curious
Ellie: chi town
Calum: what?
Ellie: murica
Calum: thats not a state
Ellie: illinoisssss
Ellie: pronounced illi-noissse
Calum: wait really?
Ellie: no lol
Ellie: hey calum?
Calum: ya?
Ellie: is ur name actually caleb?
Calum: yesh
Ellie: kayyy...
Ellie: n ur from Austria
Calum: no im from Africa
Calum: jk yes ma'am
Ellie: gtg
Calum: wherrre
Ellie: im gonna go look up Austria
Calum: but ellieeee
Ellie: whaaat calum
Calum: ily x
Ellie: aw can u at least send me a pic of ur gorgeous face?
Calum: u send first
Ellie: >:( fine
Picture sent
Calum: woah
Calum: definitely NOT what i expected
Ellie: what do u mean..
Calum: ellie ur
Ellie: WHAT WHAT AM I
Calum: ur sexy
Calum: woooh omg ur so pretty i wanna kiss u
Calum: oops i did not just say that
Ellie: I'm uncomfortable
Calum: sorry i just...im fanboying
Ellie: omg lol i always wanted a fanboy friend
Calum: that admires ur looks? (((;
Ellie: ...if u put it THAT way then...idk
Ellie: anyway YOUR TURN
Calum:
Sent picture
Ellie: that's calum hood
Calum: well u like calum hood so
Ellie: im being for real here bro
Calum: and so am i lol
Ellie: wait what
Calum: do u hav snapchat? We can facetime on there
Ellie: so u actually werent lying about the whole no facetime/skype thing
Calum: yeah i dont lie THAT much
Ellie: WhaT dO u MeAn
Calum: my snap is cth0214
A/n idk if this is real lol i made it up
Ellie: ur snap is Calum's initials....
Ellie: da fuck u sure ur not gay for calum?
Calum: im quite sure now facetime me on there
Ellie: shady af o_O
YOU ARE READING
fivesos one shots
Fanfictionjust a bunch of jumbled up one shots. (mostly unfinished story ideas of my wild imagination) ps- this is NOT "y/n"!! every chapter there are new character names bc this book is mostly about the plot with the 5sos boys -started in 2015-
