fivesos one shots

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luke, michael, calum, ashton, miranda, cece, ronnie, wendy

The One With The Band

unedited

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"Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Cece Ellot!"

Applause was heard as a blonde woman eased herself up the tiny stage with her acoustic guitar. She smiled at the tiny crowd in Central Perk.

"Hi." She grinned with her mouth a little too close to the microphone.

"Should we be worried?" Michael snickered as he placed his empty coffee mug on the table.

"Definitely." Ronnie whispered right before giving Cece a big thumbs up.

"This is for...my grandmother. I live with her and she's kind of the only family I have left."

"This is about to get depressing." Ashton whispered while earning a slap from Wendy.

"Lalalalalala....I live with my grandmother, grandmother, grandmother...she wears a black feather, black feather, black feather..."

"On second thought I just remembered that I forgot to dust my floor this morning." Calum mumbled while grabbing his coat and walking out.

"I forgot to dust his floor too." Michael added.

"Yeah me too."

"Me too."

And soon all 7 were shuffling out the door with a confused Cece sitting on the stool watching as her friends awkwardly shuffled out of the coffee house. She stopped singing then stared at the door after Miranda was the last to walk through. Then Cece stood up amd yelled,

"Hey guys wait for me!" As she ran out the door.

*cue friends theme song*

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-at miranda's house-

"Hey guys I'm writing a new song wanna hear it?" Cece grinned.

"No." Everyone groaned in unison making Cece pout. She picked up her notebook and began writing again.

"Ashton can you please taste this? I have a job interview today at that new restaurant that just opened and I could become head chef of that new restaurant." Miranda grinned. Ashton chuckled and walked toward her. Before he could taste it he murmured,

"Wow M, it's delicious," then proceeded to walk out the door. Miranda stared at the door for a solid 30 seconds, shrugged, then continued cooking.

"Guys this new one's called Smelly Cat. You have to hear it!" Cece grinned while she strummed her guitar. Wendy groaned then walked out onto Miranda's balcony.

"Hey are we hanging out here tonight for dinner or...?" Luke asked. "Cause if we are, I was thinking about bringing Marcel tonight." Marcel was Luke's curious monkey that he had found somewhere in some abandoned place. Since then, Luke had illegally been keeping Marcel in his apartment for a good 2 months now.

"Aw no way Luke. Last time he was here, he started humping the cushion I handmade for Miranda in Thanksgiving." Ronnie shook her head to herself then shivered as she flipped through the channels on t.v.

"Hey! The doctor said that it's perfectly normal for Marcel to be going through his...sexual...changes. It's not his fault he doesn't have a...monkey partner." Luke coughed awkwardly.

"You sure it's not annoying? Cause last time I saw him, he was humping your leg." Michael snorted followed by Calum joining into his laughter. For the past 45 minutes the boys had been playing a serious game of scrabble while Miranda cooked. Luke stood up with annoyance.