"Michael we're not gonna make it.""Shutup Luke yes we will!"
"I'm scared."
"Shutup Calum! You're making me nervous."
"Well stop driving so fast then! It's literally pouring out!"
Michael pressed down on the gas and the boys shrieked making Calum fly backwards. Michael smirked to himself earning a glare from Ashton who sat next to him. He looked in the rearview mirror to see Calum struggling in the middle of two seats while Luke couldn't help but sit and laugh at him.
"Help me get out you asshole!" Calum barked but Luke laughed harder.
"Guys come on!" Ashton groaned and Michael snickered returning to his normal speed. He took a glance at the gas.
"Oh shit." He whispered and Ashton looked over.
"Quick we need to find a good place to stop."
"No way!"
"Oh yeah? Then what do you wanna do? Drive till we randomly stop in the middle of the road in pouring rain and no AC?"
"Ashton has a point." Calum's muffled voice came from the back.
"Calum, you fatass get up." Luke laughed and I heard the sound of a slap followed by a growl.
"Fine, fine!" I muttered. Ashton pulled out his phone and checked where the next rest area was.
"The only thing I can find is some crappy hotel if you take the next exit, no near gas stations though."
"That works, we'll call a tow truck from there. At least we'll find some shelter." Michael answered and Ashton nodded. Luke and Calum were still messing around in the back. Michael took the next exit and parked in front of a large hotel. It seemed dead because there were only about 3 or 4 cars parked in the large parking lot.
"I don't like this place." Calum mumbled finally managing to crawl over Luke's body. He sat on Luke who struggled to breathe beneathe him.
"Fat-ass." He whispered and Calum leaned back further causing Luke to squirm.
"Well we have no choice." Ashton shrugged and unbuckled his seatbelt. "You guys stay here I'll book us a room." Ashton ordered and the boys nodded. Ashton got out of the car and ran inside the dimly lit building. The boys could barely see the front desk and two couches in the front. It seemed pretty normal.
"Michael call a tow truck." Calum mumbled and slowly slid off Luke who let out a gasp of air.
"I could've died you idiot!" Luke yelled and Michael rolled his eyes and pulled his phone out. Calum smirked.
"Well I don't care, that's what you get for calling me a fat ass."
"It's not my fault your hips are way too big."
"At least I don't get called a giraffe or noodle arms all the time."
"At least the world hasn't seen my dick."
"Hey! Everyone appreciates that."
"Sorry, I meant 3 inch dick."
"Mines bigger than yours."
"Alright, you wanna measure?" Luke unzipped his jeans.
"Let's go for it-"
"GUYS STOP WHAT THE HELL." Michael yelled and the boys got quiet.
Luke zipped up his pants.
"I'm not getting any signal here what the fuck?" Michael groaned and stuffed his phone back into his pocket again.
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fivesos one shots
Fanfictionjust a bunch of jumbled up one shots. (mostly unfinished story ideas of my wild imagination) ps- this is NOT "y/n"!! every chapter there are new character names bc this book is mostly about the plot with the 5sos boys -started in 2015-