One Shots

Clones?

"Hey, monkey!" I laughed, picking up Kira and throwing her over my shoulder. Felix and Sarah were following behind me, "We missed you!" Sarah smiled at her daughter and I let Kira off my shoulders and set her down. "Why were you and mummy gone for so long?" Kira asked me and Sarah and I looked at each other, "Me and your mum had some.. We had to go beat some bad guys up." I smiled softly at her, suddenly becoming aware of the pain in my knuckles. I ran into Vick the Dick abusing my sister, so I took care of it. Obviously. Sarah mouthed a quick thank you as Kira's eyes lit up, "Really?" She smiled and, "Yeah, we did. Your aunt (Y/N) took care of all the hard stuff and protected mummy." Kira hugged my legs tightly and smiled, "Oi! Since when have you two been back in town?" Ms. S smiled at us from the stairs, arms crossed in front of her. "I've been back for a few weeks and (Y/N) here just came in after me. We thought we'd visit."

"After ten months, huh?" She rolled her eyes and Sarah walked away for a minute to answer the phone, "We had some things to take care of." I shrugged and she walked over and pulled me into a tight hug, "You been keeping your hands clean?" She raised an eyebrow, referring to my habit of getting into fights. "I protect my family. Always have." When she pulled away I shoved my hands into my pockets and she nodded. Sarah walked back over, "Sorry, monkey. Me and your aunt and uncle have to go." She bent down and hugged Kira tightly. Felix and I hugged Kira, saying our goodbyes, before we got into the car. "Why did we have to leave so quickly? We don't have anything important to do." Sarah turned and looked at me, "(Y/N). You, Fe, and I have been family since we were young. Together until the end. I.. I hadn't been in contact for the past few weeks because we've been figuring some stuff out. And there's some people I would like you to meet. Okay?" I nodded, "Don't get all sentimental on me, Sarah. I'm not down with that mushy shite." She rolled her eyes as Felix spoke, "Lucky you, I got a couple new bottles of whiskey. You're gonna need it."

"Guinness too?"

"What kind of brother would I be if I didn't stock up when my sisters arrived?" He laughed and we pulled into his place, stepping out of the car. "Race ya!" I laughed, running up the stairs and opening the door, "(Y/N) Wait!" Sarah yelled after me. I stopped dead in my tracks, "What the fuck..." I mumbled, staring at two very different women who looked identical to my sister. One looked like a typical suburban soccer mum and the other a rather cute nerd. Sarah grabbed my shoulder as Fe walked in and over to the bar, "Told you." he mumbled in my ear as he passed. "Sarah..?" I looked at her as she led me over to the couch. I sat down next to the nerdy looking one and she sat on the other side of me. Felix passed me a pint and I took a few gulps back. "This is gonna be a bit weird to hear, but these are my genetic identicals." I stared at the three of them, wide eyes, "You've got a fucking clone club?" Cue soccer mum getting really pissed off and cute nerd chuckling. "I guess we should.. Introduce ourselves?" Sarah nodded, "Alison Hendrix." The soccer mom leaned over and held out her hand for me to shake, "Sorry, broken knuckles. No thanks." I shrugged, "But I'm (Y/N). Sarah's sister." She nodded, sitting back on the couch. "I'm Cosima Niehaus. And why exactly are your knuckles broken?" She raised an eyebrow at me and I smirked, "Well, love, I had to kick somebodys arse because my sister has poor taste in men." Sarah rolled her eyes and sat back, "Yeah she does!" Felix laughed, "Oh shut up, Fe. You're no better."

"At least I didn't drag a gay man to a strip club." I smirked at him and nodded, "Touche."

"Why a strip club?" Alison asked and Cosima seemed interested as well, "Because I'm the only straight one." Sarah laughed, "(Y/N) and Felix are both gayer than a damn rainbow."

"Accurate." I laughed, "Me too.." Cosima smiled. I finished off my beer and set the glass on the table, "What do we say we pretend you're triplets and go to a real bar, eh?" I stood, slipping my jacket back on. I must've had a decent amount to drink that night because the last thing I remember is walking out of the bar holding hands with someone. I looked down and pulled the blankets up a bit seeing that I was in fact pretty naked. I rolled over and saw Cosima, but it didn't exactly click with me at first and I jumped back as she smiled up at me, also clearly naked. "Woah, (Y/N), are you okay?" I nodded, groaning from a headache, "Clones, huh?" She laughed a bit and cuddled closer to me, "Yeah, but we're different otherwise. I'm just Cosima." she kissed my cheek and I smiled, pressing a kiss to her forehead, "I could get used to this."

"You've got to be kidding me." Sarah stood in the doorway and I pulled the blankets up over us, "Bloody hell, Sarah. Ever heard of knocking?"

"Cosima, my sister, seriously?" She glared at Cosima, "Look, I won't apologize for following my heart, okay?" Sarah looked at me, "Really?" I simply nodded, "Hey, sis, can you grab me some aspirin?"

"Are you just not gonna address this or what?" She practically yelled, "What? You want me to be fucking happy and then when I make my own decision you yell at me?" Her eyes softened and she sighed, turning her glance to Cosima, "If I find you make my sister anything other than happy she won't be the only one with broken knuckles," She looked at me and smiled, "Glad to have you back, (Y/N). I'm sorry. I'll make some coffee and tea." I nodded, laying back and rubbing my eyes, "I make you happy?" Cosima whispered, arms wrapped around my waist. "You do, yes. And if you'd like I would be rather happy to try this out.." I smiled at her, "Could you really get that used to the whole Clone thing?" I nodded, "I don't know if I could get used to the whole British accent thing." She laughed and I rolled my eyes, "I guess I must leave then." I smirked, sitting up. She pouted and sat up, hugging me from behind, "It was a joke." I turned around and kissed her softly, "I know, but it wasn't an answer."

"You didn't ask a question." She smiled, resting her forehead against mine, our noses brushing against each others. "Would you fancy being my girlfriend?" I whispered. "I'd love to." She smiled, kissing me again.