FIFTY-SEVEN

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El ☃️
WHAT THE FCUCK
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT

Chris 👅💦
babe i'm christoffer schistad
of course i'll find out

El ☃️
have you been stalking my facebook

Chris 👅💦
...maybe
ok yes
BUT WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME

El ☃️
idk i didn't think it's something worth telling people
plus there's so much drama happening lately that i honestly forgot that it was my birthday in two weeks

Chris 👅💦
ofc it's worth mentioning ???
ITS TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF A FUCKING GODDESS

El ☃️
your compliments wouldn't get your dick anywhere near me

Chris 👅💦
it was worth trying
no but im kidding
you should celebrate

El ☃️
i'll see

Chris 👅💦
no you better make sure

El ☃️
i said i'll see dicktoffer

Chris 👅💦
i'll still take that as a yes 😜😏

El ☃️
whatever dude
anyways stop bothering me
i'm trying to binge watch teen wolf
thEO CAN DICK ME DOWN ANYTIME

Chris 👅💦
....ok

El ☃️
dont be jealous christoffer

Chris 👅💦
im not jealous of a fictional character
he doesn't even exist
but i can hold you anytime i like

El ☃️
at least buy me dinner first boi

Chris 👅💦
maybe i will

El ☃️
please do
❗️ unsent
i never said anything about me agreeing to go tho 😋
OMG GTG THEO IS WORKING OUT SHIRTLESS IM DED BYE

Chris 👅💦
yeah yeah 😭
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