Random Fandom Rants

0.1 Random Fandom Rant 23-4

This book is obviously about rants in/around and about fandoms. If you didn't get that from the title or the description... wow. You need help.
I am not expecting many readers for this, but I'm writing it as if I were, so I will be pleasantly surprised when someone reads it, or comments. So if you are reading this, thanks. It means a lot. (Boy, this feels weird writing that. Because I haven't got any reads. As of yet. 🙂)
The original name was going to be FRandom Shit, but then I realised that didn't make sense. So I changed it to Random Fandom Rant. Sounds so much better, right?
Some of the rants will just be me talking about stuff that annoys me, not about fandom stuff. For example: Am I the only one that stays awake at night thinking of all the things I said/did wrong that day?
*sigh*
Just me then.
As I mentioned in the description, I will be talking/ranting about any fandom (provided there is something to rant about)... Except the City of Bones movie (2013). The reason? Simple, there are so many fucking things that went wrong that shitty movie-fuck, I'm getting angry just writing this! No talking about it. At all. Done. Finito. The End. Ok?
/The file 'CoB film' has been moved to 'Rubbish Bin'. That file has been permantly deleted from database./

Fun fact: you'll be able to earn house points if you answer questions. (Remember to tell me your Hogwarts house in the comment as well [or Illvermony house, for those weird Americans {Seriously, what the fuck is with the freaky-ass cat with nine-tails? Talk about fucked up monsters!} 5 points to whoever got that whip reference. Also, don't judge me Americans. Not all of you are stupid... Just the majority. (I have American cousins, so I'm allowed to insult you... I know you're not that dumb.)] because if you don't give me your house, all points go to Ravenclaw! (Because the Eagles rock!) ;) (Anyone get that music reference? 3 points.)
I don't mind swearing in the comments (If I did, that would make me a huge hypocrite, wouldn't it?) but if you are saying it to someone, ("you fuckwit, that isn't how it goes!") those comments will not be tolerated and will be deleted. (IDK, can comments be deleted on here?

Norway (me): Icey! (My technologitical friend) Help!
Ice: *sigh* What now?
Nor: I don't know how to work Wattpad... Please help. I'll give you cookies! Or cheese!
(We recently started watching Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir. It's cool, you should give it a try.)

Chapter titles: I will have the fandom in the title, so if you don't know them, you can just skip over that chapter. Or read it and find something new you want to read/watch.
Um, that's about it. Next chapter will be called 'Shit you should know'. Always good to have that. ;)

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EDIT:
I updated my chapter headings. I did originally have parts 1-4 as full chapters, but then I realised that they weren't rants, so I changed the non-rants to decimals. Just so I could keep count.
I also added dates in the heading a few weeks ago, because being offline so much was making the publish date fuck around. (I published my first 2 chapters on the 23rd, but the update timer was saying 3 days ago... Um, no it wasn't published 3 days ago! I published 3 chapters after that. It was at least 2 weeks.) So, I added dates so I knew. Ignore them. Thanks.
On that note: I didn't realise if you saved over a published chapter, it republished, because now they are saying 'published 2 days ago'. Ok, good to know.

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EDIT:
For some weird reason, this chapter republishes whenever I connect to internet. So, if you see it republished every 2 days, it isn't me! Just ignore it. ... But if you ignore it now, you won't see this note. ... Um, just check it then, I guess.
I don't know, maybe you don't see it republished every couple of days, in which case good. But if you do, yeah. You know what to do.
Yes, ignore it. As you have said. A lot. We aren't that stupid.
Ok, good. Then, see you next chapter.