*SPOILER* FT chs, etc. You know the drill.
Sorry. Again, not a rant, but it was fun to do, so I'm putting it in here.
It is also in celebration of my first follower. 🎉🎉 (I think it was more of a 'You commented on my book so I'll follow you' than a '*creepy stalker voice* I fooouuund yoooou~' But, eh. Don't care.) 🎉🎉
Thanks Queen_of_fandonia
But I also got another follower 🎉🎉🎉. Thanks bookish_sparrow_123 (It's working now. Didn't realise it was a capital. Sorry.)
These are some of the texts that PS (Iceland) and I send to each other.
I'm writing them out because I don't want to put pictures in here.
Also, I have a different phone to her, so I can't see some of her emojis. (I have a Samsung, she has an Apple.
|>% I have a pen. I have an apple.€|]
Oh, shut it!)
And I know my spelling's shit here. I explained in ch2 that I didn't care about texting spelling, but I do care when it's bad spelling in a book, and not on porpoise. (Been watching too many dolphin videos. Sorry, not sorry.)
We know we're nuts (especially her), so no need to tell us.
30 May 2017
🇮🇸☺️🇮🇸
Norway 😇
Nor way you're wrong, it's Iceland all the way!!
#iceandproud
Who wants to live in an igloo! It is in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile I have neighbours who I can talk to all the time. #landbordersnotwaters
At least I have awesome lights #alienglowylightthingies (movie).
Who needs a family when I have a puffin army! #invadingenglandonepuffinatatime
That just proves you need help. You have aliens invading u and u dont care.
Puffin army? When were you going to tell me about this?
#callmeoneechan
They help bring the tourists :)
And yes, me magnificent creatures will rule the lands beyond! #puffinlifeforme
I will call no one that accursed name
Of course. Because you dont have anything else except volcanos and ice.
Cursed? U forget who ur talking with. I AM part of the magic trio. #illgiveyouacurse
Some of us like to live awesomely. #needsomeiceforthatburn
And I don't care #youdnever
... Ur Icey not Prussia. 'Live awesomely' huh? Not what I'd call it. #boredoutofmymind
U should... #dumbledoratheexplorer
Just realized how stupid it is to trash talk a country... Stupid or getting into AVCon mode. 😅
That's Iceland to you, sir. #imadowhatiwant
How dare you. he's not doing too awesome at the moment. He deserves better.
PS This will be my last one. Night!~ #thisisnotover# out
Yeah, sure. Im ur sis i can call you whatever :p
Ok. Good 🌛 #youdbetterhopenot
*mic drop*
9th of June:
I was coming home from a week's holiday when we were texting. The dog was in the kennel, and the kennel was near the college that PS goes to. It is a weekday. Just telling you so the stalker bit makes sense.
🇳🇴 #nordicwarsbackon?
🇮🇸 #what?
#30maycheckurtexts
#tookforeverbutthinkigotit #alsohadtostablunch
#stablunch #anduwonderwhy #wethinkurmad
#norwayisolderthanyouso
#IMNOTMAD
#iamnotachild
#wereallmadhere #aliceinwonderland
#wayyouryellingsaysdifferent
#iamnotmad...
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