24.5 42 Chapters! 18-3

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42 CHAPTERS! YES I HAVE REACHED MY GOAL I CAN NOW DIE 💙🐱!!
I HAVE REACHED THE MAGICAL NUMBER, AND THE BEST PART IS YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BECAUSE I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE NUMBER 42 AND ALL OF THE GREAT CONNOTATIONS THAT IT COMES WITH!
I HAVE COMPLETED 42 CHAPTERS! I HAVE ANSWERED MY LIFE'S QUESTION! (It was, Can I get to 42 chapters? Answer-FUCKING YES!)
I CAN NOW SAY FUCK OFF TO THIS BOOK BECAUSE IT HAS REACHED THE GREATEST NUMBER THERE IS, FOREVER AND ALWAYS, NO MATTER IF NUMBERS ACTUALLY GO TO INFINITY. I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ACTUAL MATHS AT THE MOMENT, JUST THAT
I
HAVE
REACHED
42
CHAPTERS!!!!
(I WON'T ACTUALLY STOP THE BOOK-
*cough* Sorry.
It's just that I'm so 💙🐱💙🐱💙🐱💙🐱💙🐱.)

I can't be fucked being angry in a hoopy week like today, and as such a frood-aful chapter as it is.

Happy 42 Chapters, everyone!

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