Random Fandom Rants

15 MLC Punny Texts and Pink Car 26-11

The bottom part is kind of a rant, so I'm gonna keep it as a real rant chapter.

Some more texts from the idiot cosplayers. This time its...
MIRACULOUS!
Simply the best!
Up to the test
When things go wrong!
MIRACULOUS!
The luckiest!
The power of love,
It is so strong!
MIRACULOUS!!!

Sorry. I've had the theme song stuck in my head. All. Fucking. Day. (Lies, make that week.) So now it's your turn to have it stuck in your head! *evil laughter*
So, we were talking about sticking up for one another, and then it just evolved from there.

✉️               And I'll stick up for you if they say anything!~

📚                Yay! Pancakes stick together! (Ha. Get it?) 🐞🐾

Pancake! 🐞🐾
So many puns, we can stack them forever!

But its pawsome fun, isn't it? 🐞🐾

Of claws it is. :)

😂
God, what has 🗼 done to us?

There is nothing wrong with a good pun 😂
(I honestly feel like I should be ashamed but I can't without smiling trying not to laugh)

Yeah.
Pfft. Who cares? Its not like anyone else is going to know.
[*Puts it on Wattpad later.* Opps. Oh well. (I didn't text this, obviously. I didn't even plan on putting it on here, but then I figured... Eh. Why not?)]

I will be using that pun.

As you should. It would cheese most people. (Please)

Either that or bug them... some people are just pun haters...

Only if they are horrible puns (like mine was.) (I see what you did there 🐞)
But its good fur people to have a laugh.

I liked that though... it was cheesey, the best kind of pun.
And it is, people need to laugh.

Of course you like the cheesey pun. Should start calling you Plagg.

🐾 wow...
There is nothing wrong with looking cheese...

... liking cheese, no, nothing wrong. Looking cheese, however...

You know what I mean.

Yep. I can read ur mind. 💜 *weird dragon/flying devil thingy emoji*

😐

💜 *dragon thing* hawkmoth. Because hes purple and theres no butterfly.

I is got butterfly 🦋

Yeah, I cant see that. U also have cheese. :p

☺️

😐

😋

😑

I'm sew sorry.

... :)

So, there you go. MLC texts is finished. For now.

Now for the rant...
Pink Car

In every episode of Miraculous, there is a pink car. Whether it be wandering about in the fight scenes or casually cruising the streets, it always appears. I just thought it was a normal car at first, but it pops up EVERYWHERE. It got to the point where I was just looking for that damn car, not even really watching the show, just that car. I literally just watched the show to see the car. I have screenshots of whenever that fucking car appears. I was obsessed with the pink car (hereafter called PC), and got PS and Moustachio to look for it too. Every time we saw it, we yelled out "Pink Car!" and it was fucking amazing when we all said it at the same time.
But be warned: It is just that specific PC. Moustachio made the mistake of thinking Kim's (S2) car was the PC. But no. It is not a limo, just a normal car.
Really, it was there so often, it has to mean something, doesn't it?
Us 3 made up theories about why it was there so often. I'm not even really sure who's theories are who's anymore.
Here are our theories about the car's owner, from unlikeliest to most likely, and why it follows LB and CN wherever they go.

Miss Bustier: She's looking for the two students that she's lost. Or she's figured out that they're the heroes, and wants to make sure they're ok.
Gabriel: He's looking for his son. But then why doesn't he ask Adrien where he's been? And I can't really see him having a pink car, even incognito. But maybe that's the point...
Tom and Sabine: We never see them have a car. Mari's bedroom is pink, and she might've gotten to pick the colour. And I think Tom is secure enough in his masulinity to drive around in a pink car.
HawkMoth: It would make sense, if he couldn't watch the fights through whatever power he's got that allows him to see whenever someone could be Akumatised.
Alya's parents: Alya might blackmail her parents to take her to film the fights for her Ladyblog. Plus they would probably think Alya would be safer in the car than on her bike. Or her parents know that she's following them, so they are in the car following her to make sure she's safe.
M🥜: Does the car disappear in the real Volpina epis? Because if it does, we have our owner.
Fu: He's watching to see how his heroes are going. I can strangely see him in a pink car. After all, he does wear Hawaiian shirts... Who's to say pink cars aren't the next step? To what? To madness! Plus, he can be found in the background of at least Animan, Antibug and Gamer. Look carefully the next time you see those episodes. There is a man wearing a red and white patterned shirt in the background. So he might be following them...

So those are our theories on the owners of the pink car. Have you noticed it before? Do you have any more theories?

Also...
Yay! I have a constant reader!
Thank you for reading through the whole book! I hope you liked it. 🙂
No one's done that before, and it surprised the hell out of me when the reads rocketed up by 20+. 😅