This is, as the name suggests, a book of rants.
Most of them will be about books, movies, anime, cartoons. But some will be about my life. Not a lot, maybe... 5? Yeah, 5 is a good number.
Any fandom is allowed here (except the City of Bones 2013 mov...
Yay! 10 chapters! I kinda feel bad. Only 4 out of 10 chapters so far have been actual rants, but, eh. I'll get there soon. I have 40 draft chapters in here, and at least 28 of them are rants, so you know I'm not lying to you. (... Or am I?)
Ok, I did lie (but not about the rants). I said I'd republish ch9 with Lucy's keys, but didn't. So here they are! The keys came in today, the 21st. They come with their own key ring, which is great. Don't they look snazzy? Only 2 complaints... Why is Capricorn the only one without his sign on the handle Unfair. And why is the Drain Chain key in there? It isn't Lucy's, or even a celestial key!
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It looks like Capricorn is glowing! Is that awesome or what?!
Just noticed: the girls are severely outnumbered here. 6 male golden 4 female golden 2 others (Pisces and Gemini, which have 1 male, 1 female, and 2 unknowns) 2 male sliver 1 female sliver 2 unknowns (Caelum, Plue) And Dragon Chain (which doesn't count because IT ISN'T A CELESTIAL KEY! WHY THE HELL IS IT IN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?) So 9 male, 6 female, 3 unknown.
On a sad note, I tried summoning Plue. It didn't work. (And yes, I did do the first summoning bit: "I call upon thee, in the world of the celestial spirits! I beckon you to my side at once! Pass through the gate! Nikola!" I even tried the Japanese version, just in case it didn't work in English, but no go. Disappointing. I tried mostly everyone else. 'Mostly' because I was too scared to try it with Aquarius... Who wouldn't be? With my luck though... her key would be the only one that would work. But I'm still not gonna try it.
I finally figured out you can delete the chapter notifications in the profile settings. Ok. Good. Now I don't get chapter notifications. Thank god.
And figured out (hopefully, probably) why the reads on my profile page were going up, but not the chapters themselves. Because I have to be online to get the number of reads on the chapters whereas the profile updates automatically. So thanks to the 8 people that read the chapter within an hour of it being published! It's because of you that I'm not confused anymore! Unless it isn't, and that isn't why I don't get chapter reads... But that's ok, because I have still have 19 reads on my book on my profile, and that's awesome.
Ok, now I'm getting paranoid. It might've not been that. It could've just been a glitch. It might've been the Wattpad police, making sure I don't... I don't know, say Wattpad is shit. (Which it isn't.) Or it might've been random people who just saw 'Wattpad' and decided to read it. Or I have a lot more people reading it and I don't realise, because it doesn't tell me. Or Wattpad could be going nuts and nobody is reading it. Or it could've been a random chapter selection like Quotev does, and just jumps you to that page. Or-
Iceland: Ok, that's enough. Stop it. *takes iPad away* Nor: *grabby hands* No! I need it! Ice: If you promise to leave it alone and just continue with the chapter? Nor: Yeah, yeah, sure. I will. Now give my baby back! Ice: *suspicious glare* Okay... *hands it back* Nor: Yay!
Or it- Ice: Oh, for Pete's sake! *grabs it back and clicks Publish* Nor: No! I wasn't done with it yet! Ice: Too bad. Suffer. Nor: That's cold. Ice cold. Den: Alright alright alright alright alright alright.
I forgot to put this in ch9. Oh well. Here it is:
We three now have a YouTube channel! We are: PancakeStack
It's basically a channel for cosplaying, though we will have some vlogs in there too, like AVCon. We plan on having an introduction video published (Is that what you call it? Published? Uploaded? Ready for viewing?) soon. *cough* As soon as Den's wig gets here *cough* We will be cosplaying as some of the characters from rants in here: Anko, other Hetalians, MLC, maybe Fairy Tail, Scooby Doo, and others. As well as a mini-series that we have planned that's a cooking show. And Icey teaching me how to play videogames. That will be fun... The first one she said was Five Nights At Freddy's. I asked her 'Isn't that the creepy one with the bear?'. Turns out, yes. Yes it is. (I have such a great friend, don't I?) And the next one was Until Dawn. I'm beginning to sense a pattern here. (She likes scary stuff. And zombies. But she hasn't seen Gremlins, or Mars Attacks. So I am definitely making her watch those two. 😈)
Henceforth, Iceland shall now be known as PS. (If you want to know what that stands for, go to the channel [When the video's up-I'll notify you when that happens]. :p) ✉️ I will be called BD (BookDragon, of course.) 📚 Denmark is now Moustachio. 🥜 (She didn't want a mouse emoji, so she works for peanuts. 😅) So, yes. If you want to see 3 friends doing what they love, and probably totally fucking up the characters you know, you can (soon, not yet, because you won't be able to find the channel) go to www.youtube.com/channel/UC5vUWpD7pMotJ32-IZ0wUdg
And Twitter (You can go to the Twitter account, or tweet us, or whatever. I don't know how Twitter works): Pancake Stack @stack_pancake
And read chapter 540 on the 19th.
Thank god! He is not alone! He has a chance of winning now.
... And of course Ichiya comes back. I'm beginning to think Mashima 'cannot simply' kill off a good main character.
