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R.I.P.
Fairy Tail

Started: 2 August, 2006
Ended: 22 July, 2017

Created by: Hiro Mashima

As this is the end of Fairy Tail, there are three laws you must follow.
1. You must never reveal sensitive information about Fairy Tail to others for as long as you live.
2. You must never use former contacts met through your being in the guild for personal gain.
3. Though our paths may have diverged, you must continue to live out your life with all your might. You must never consider your own life to be something insignificant. And you must never forget about your Fairy Tail friends for as long as you live.

And yes, the last chapter came out on the 22nd, I'm aware. But I didn't want to be sad at AVCon, so waited until now to read it. So I've read it.
...
I've read the last chapter of Fairy Tail.

If you want to know about the FT ending, continue.
I want to tell someone about it, and it turns out, it's you.
I will spoil it, not just say if it was a good ending, crappy, sad, etc. I will give details. You have been warned...

So even if you plan on not watching it, still don't go down to see the end, because you might decide to in a few years, and you've already ruined it for yourself.

If you want to rant or cry or scream or collapse in a puddle of shipping goo, do it in the comments or PM me so I can add it to a FT Ending Chapter I'm going to be releasing in, like, 3 years. (Just so the no-manga-only-anime freaks can join in too after the last epi comes out.
[Seriously, no judging. I'm like that with some animes too. Just not FT. But I won't be waiting for the dubbed, sorry. It's gonna stretch my nerves just waiting for the final episode to be out without worrying about when the Americans dub it.]
If you want to know the ending that badly, watch the subs. They're not that bad! Or go to the end of this chapter and try spoil it for yourself, but you probably won't know what's going on... Or, here's a thought: READ THE MANGA! After all, you know it's finished.)
Sorry. That kinda devolved into a mini-rant about people who only watch anime...
Sorry. Didn't mean it. (Well, some of it.)

So, you can look forward to that chapter in a few years...

Mashima was so hardworking, and stubborn, and teasing, and kinda draggy in the FDK arc, and lovable, and Happy 💙🐱, and-
I seriously don't want to ruin it for you unless you want me to.

Don't continue to the edge if you don't want to find dragons.
(Anyone get that map reference? Tell me what it is in the comments and house point if you do. Also, a point for trying to spoil it for yourself. Way to go.)

Ok. You must be certain if you've come down this far.

Just making sure because I don't want to spoil Mashima's 546 chapters, 2 movies, 250+ episodes and 10 OVAs, and our countless dollars of merchandise, plus hours of reading and watching, and rereading and rewatching that we have done for almost 11 years.

Ok. I trust you.
Here goes.

First, chapter 544.
Read on the 17th.
I miscalculated. I thought that it was saying 10 chapters to go as in 10 after that. It wasn't. It was including that chapter... so...
1 chapter to go... I don't want it to end!!!!!!!

Finally! Finally! He is both gone! Let's hope he doesn't come back. Again.

Doesn't matter. Natsu is still the King to me. :D

All the mages on the whole continuent? Jesus. That's about 10% of the whole population.

Yay! We see Wally, Sho, the Exceeds, everyone we've come across, helping out.

Fairy Tail is over.

Lucy published a book, The Adventure of Iris, and got an award for it.

GaLe is HAVING A BABY!!!! ARRRRRRR!!!! CANON *FIRES*     I wonder if it gets a name? I hope so.

ZerVis has been reincarnated (Is it reincarnation when they are both alive at the same time? Or something else?), with Mavis' ear wings and everything. Mavis is a publisher and Zeref is a writer. They met at the New Year Writer Award and walked off together. Awwww. (What are those ear things anyway?)

Gray... Juvia... YAY. "Make it mine." HUZZAH!! Finally!
Lucy supports ElfGreen. Thank you, Lucy.

Natsu and Happy's faces when Lucy started crying were hilarious. They just like, WTF do we do?

Really?!?! Dammit Mashima! SO FUCKING CLOSE!!!

Crime Sorceire got pardoned by Queen Hisui, and Erza has been brushing her hair daily. (... Shouldn't she be doing that normally though?)

And then Natsu got permission to go on a 100 year quest with the gang. My first thought: Oh shit. This is something like the quest that Gildarts couldn't do. They're not strong enough. It's going to end in tears. Then I realised: They've grown up so much in the Alveraz arc, that they probably are as strong as him now. So... I'm not worried. Much.

And Fairy Tail ends with the "Do fairies have tails" quote, and Team Natsu going off on their new adventure.

(And a fairy saying "See ya." but we won't go into that here. I don't think it fits, because you can clearly see NO TAIL. Which kinda kills the last 3 pages.)

But one thing still bothers me-
JeRza and NaLu still aren't canon! They....  GRRRRRR. I need to know! They are my two top FT ships! And you left them up in the air!
Well, after I got over the shock, maybe it's for the best. It means that it's an eternal question, like Fairy Tail, and that we can keep making fanfics about it that aren't sided against a canon.
But, I need to know. Please. I'm begging you. Please. Just two more pages! One for each, it'll be fine.
... Dammit.