Random Fandom Rants

31 RR Nothing to Read

*Males reading this, beware. Girly shit is mentioned.*

I'm bored.
It's cold.
And it's winter.
That's probably why it's cold.
But I'm still bored.
I've run outta books and stories and manga to read, movies, anime and YouTube to watch.
So I decided to release a chapter.

Oh, this isn't a real chapter or rant or anything.
Well, it can kinda be a rant. Okay, I'll make it a rant.
You convinced me.
Also because I'm bored. You may have realised that.

When the above happens, and you've read everything in your Wattpad library 3 times over, and the real actual paper books in your bookshelves so many times you could quote whole paragraphs, and all the ebooks on your ipad or phone are years old.
And you just sit there going...
What the fuck am I suppost to do now?

You try rereading, but you know it already.
You try writing, but the words don't come out right.
You try Youtube, but none of your subscribed-to channels have updated since last time you checked... an hour ago. Curse them for having lives, unlike you, sitting at home, hugging your dog in front of the fire.
You try minecraft, but just end up building the same house, over and over again. (I have actually done this. Created a whole new world and put it on creative so it doesn't get destroyed by creepers, just to build house after house. Just call me Jack Pattillo [Anyone who comments who Jack is gets 7 house points. I'm feeling generous.])
You try AO3, no new chapters on anything.
You try FB. Only people you hate are online.
You try to play fetch with the dog that really wants attention, but it's cold outside, and you just stepped in dog shit.
You try gardening or actual fucking housework, but again, it's cold and winter, so you can't be bothered. And it starts raining, so, you know... inside we go.
You try Just Dance, but you don't feel like dancing to any of the songs. Dancing one song and you just want to lay down. "And if your friends don't dance, then they're no friends of mine!"
You want to try making that cosplay you really need, but haven't got the material or the energy to go out and get the fabric.
So you decide to take a nap.

Then, surprise, MotherFucker! Nature's decided to tell you you're not pregnant days early, when you're not ready for it. Fuck you!
So now you have to do laundry, while it's raining outside, which means the sheets'll have to stay inside on the tiny-not-enough-room-for-even-one-sheet airer.
Then again, that might account for the lethargicness...
Fuck it.
I'll eat choc chip cookies and drink apple juice in comfy pjs and in bed all day.
Fuck being active.
Fuck doing shit.
Leave me the hell alone, dog! Go play with your tennis ball or something!
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Then we're back to the original problem.
I'm bored.

So, anyone got anything to recommend to me?
Books, authors, movies, manga, anime, TV shows, YouTubers, anything.
Hell, PM me in the next hour, and you're guaranteed a response in less than a minute.
All suggestions will be apprieicated.
Thanks.
-BD (BoredtoDeath)