Random Fandom Rants

20.5 RL/MP DY have a Dog?

No, this isn't a creepy question.
I don't want to know so I can steal them or something.
It is about something I do with my dog.

So, his name is Tamba.
That's right, Tamba.
Monty Python fans! Altogether now!
1. 2. 3.
Tamba Tamba Iguana M'Boto!

*Other fandoms look at us strangely*
Oh, bugger off. We don't get weirded out by you when you do weird shit, like sit "in a car'board box in th' mid'le o' th' road." (Oh, wait, that's us...)
We don't get weirded out by you when you do weird shit, like shouting "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" to insult someone. (Hang on. That's still us. Er...)
*As Above*... Weird shit, like nailing a parrot to its perch.
Oh, come on! I should know at least one that isn't MP!
PS: Clearly you do. You have how many other chapters? But maybe you need to turn into a newt?
BD: *Idea!* Ha! But I got bet'ah!
Blah, blah, blah, weird shit, like bake a cake on every country's national day! (Looking at you, PS! (Iceland in 2014 and 17). And Heyoncè! (He did a cake for Switz's birthday 2015.)
Ha! Finally got one than wasn't MP!

Anyway, what I wanted to ask was:
Do you give strange nicknames to your dog?
Or make up a whole nother language just for using with them?

I sometimes call him Iguana when I'm at the dog park, so people start to get freaked out and think I took my pet lizard for a walk. It's funny watching them look where they've been stepping, in case they squished my poor little imaginary pet.
Then this big black dog comes bounding towards me, and then they just think I'm nuts.
For naming a dog Lizard. Why? It's been done before! (I think.)
}>=It's true though. You are crazy.$#_
Nope. It's not. You are just figments of my imagination. If I try hard enough, I can throw you all away.
@^~Sure. Believe that if you want.'+_

Then when it's just us, I call him Tikaro (kind of pronounced between tick-a-raw and tee-car-o. Don't really know how to write it.)
But I also talk to him in bits of Japanese, Indonesian, French, shortened words (like cobeki, which originally was come back here, but then I just started shortening it for no other reason than to see if he would come. Surprisingly, he did.), hand signals and nonsense words that just come out of my mouth. I've had bits of Italian and German in there sometimes too. (I blame Hetalia.)
On a good note, there's so many bits of languages and shortened words that no one know what I'm actually telling him to do. 😁 Future Burglars Beware.

What about you two? Do you have strange nicknames for your dogs?
M🥜: (Eli and Rosie) Eli is Mr Magoo and Rosie is Mrs Magoo. I just call Magoo now and Eli comes running. Fluffy Puppy (Fwuffy Pwuppy) is another name.
PS: (Banjo and Doogal) Banjibow and Dooygy-woogy. I also have a weird name for the cat. Kitchen. And my cockatil is Spawn Of Satan (whom I love with most of the cold, black heart that I have.)

As I was rereading this book, I realised I don't have that many rants about books, especially considering my name is BookDragonForEver. Most of them are about anime.
So I sat down and thought about why.
And I realised why.
Be ause the books are fucking perfect. It's their movies that fuck everything up.

And the answer to how many 42s I wrote...
58.
It was a trick question. The line of 42 above the question had 42, yes, but I said 'above' the question. And I wrote 42 16 times in the actual rant (including the title). So, did you get that answer?