It was awkward as fuck seeing Jade knowing that she went on a date last night.... I really shouldn't say it like that though because I was out with some chick last night too but hearing about it was going to be the hard part because I didn't want to hear about my wife going out with another nigga and I knew she was the jealous type so the second I started talking about my date here would be a lot of teeth smacking and eye rolling. We walked into to counseling and I could tell Jade was already in a bad mood by the way she walked... the attitude was written all over her body from the aggressive sway in her hips to the slight sneer on her face. We walked into Dr. Ferguson's office and Jade was really trying her hardest to grab my attention, the black dress she was wearing was begging for me to rip it off her and she was wearing that perfume that I couldn't pronounce but I knew whatever it was made my dick hard ass fuck. I shook my head though because this was a serious situation..... though I was failing miserably because Jade was showing off her long graceful legs and all I could think about was having them wrapped around my waist while I....... Jade hit me in the arm and I snapped out of my daze.
"Noah, I was asking how your date went last night?" Dr. Ferguson said pulling out his notebook and I noticed Jade trying very hard not to roll her eyes, I don't know why she was pissed though of the two people sitting on this couch only one of us had a history of cheating and it wasn't me.
"It was coo for the most part, the woman was cute, she made me laugh, we had a good conversation.... all in all, it was a decent night." I said and Jade rolled her eyes, maybe I was exaggerating; the chick I went out with a shallow as fuck and was a little too curious about how much was in my bank account and how big my dick was.
"Noah we've had enough conversations where I can pick up when you're not being forthcoming about your true feelings.... so I'll ask you again; Noah how was your date?" Dr. Ferguson asked and I bit back a smart ass comment.
"Aight that bitch got on my last nerve, every other word out her mouth was about money or sex, and to be honest she wasn't even that attractive, I told her I needed to go to the bathroom and took my ass home." I said smirking as I leaned back in my seat. "She just didn't do it for me.... maybe I've been out the game too long." I said watching Jade's satisfied smirk.
"Interesting..... Jade how was your date." Dr. Ferguson said and I turned towards her wondering what she was doing last night.
"I fell asleep like six times.... he was so fuckin boring like all I remember thinking was I'm not drinking out of that nasty ass cup." Jade said and I started laughing. Jade was the type of person who examined every utensil whenever we went out to eat and if there was some much as a spot she wouldn't even use them, it got so bad that she started bringing her own.... but she was always like that even when we were younger. "So yeah the dude was boring as fuck..... I think Marcus set the date up with him on purpose knowing he'd bore me to tears." Jade said.
"Interesting.... so we have two total opposite experiences, Jade you're date was extremely boring whereas Noah's date was a little too fast for his taste; which is some of the complaints y'all have had about each other. Noah, you were upset at Jade's infidelities and Jade you felt that Noah didn't excite you as much as.... other people but during these dates, you both saw that you could be doing a lot worse. So here's what I'm suggesting.... we're going to do a 'wife swap' with another couple and I promise after that you'll both appreciate each other a lot more." Dr. Ferguson said and after that, I pretty much tuned him out because Jade kept brushing her leg against mine and I was getting to the point where I was about to fuck her on this couch. Once we finished counseling me and Jade walked out to our cars and I was trying my hardest to remain calm but I was tempted to fuck Jade right here in this parking garage.
"Are you coming to get the kids tonight? Jakari is still with Ju.... his dad and Troix has been kinda lonely." Jade said tugging at my heartstrings.
