Know Your Precure...Know Your Precure...Know Your Precure...Know Your Precure
Voice: Nagisa Misumi...is the long lost mother of Saki Hyuuga
Audience: (laughs)
Nagisa: (chuckles) You know, this is something I hear a lot with Saki and I along with Mai and Honoka. Saki and I may look very similar but we're not mother and daughter. Same goes for Honoka and Mai.
Voice: Nagisa Misumi...likes Honoka.
Audience: (giggles)
Nagisa: Of course I do. Who wouldn't? She is an amazing friend.
Voice: REALLY likes Honoka.
Audience: (laughs)
Nagisa: (confused) Uh...yeah that's what I said.
Voice: REALLY REALLY likes Honoka
Audience: (laughs)
Nagisa: Hold on, what are you trying to say?
Voice: Nagisa Misumi...
Nagisa: Hey! Don't ignore me!
Voice: ...Is embarrassed of her relationship with Honoka!
Audience: (laughs)
Nagisa: My relation...? No! You got it all wrong. Me and Honoka don't have THAT kind of relationship.
Voice: Nagisa Misumi...bribes Honoka with money, jewelry, and an expensive science kit so she'll be her friend.
Audience: (laughs)
Nagisa: WHAT?! That's heartless! We're friends. Best friends. We don't need to buy each other's affection.
Voice: (snickers)
Nagisa: What?
Voice: Nagisa Misumi...just confirmed that she and Honoka are in love! Awww!
Audience: (People began laughing, oooohing, and wistling along with whoooing)
Nagisa: (blushes slightly in a light shade of red) I already told you! Me and Honoka are not dating!
Voice: Then why are you blushing?
Nagisa: (begins blushing more)
Voice: Nagisa Misumi...and Honoka sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Come on everyone join me!
Voice and Audience (a bunch of random people along with every single character and Mascot from each series except for Honoka who was hiding her blushing face out of embarrassment): Nagisa and Honoka sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, and then comes their baby in a baby carriage! (then everyone begins to laughing)
Ryota (Nagisa's brother): (turns around and puts his hands behind her shoulders while making kissing noises acting like he was kissing someone)
Nagisa: (blushes crimson while having smoke coming out of her ears) SHUT UP! I ALREADY TOLD YOU I AM NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HONOKA!
Voice: Now you know...Nagisa Misumi, Saki's mother who is in a relationship with Honoka which she is embarrassed about.
Audience: (cheers)
Nagisa: They don't! None of what you said was even close to true.
Voice: Yes they do.
Nagisa: (cracks her knuckles) When I find you, you are gonna get the smack-down of a life time for humiliating me like that.
Voice: You can't hurt me. I'm just a disembodied voice. I can make fun of you all I want and there is nothing you could do to stop me! (begins laughing)
Nagisa: (find a curtain then opens it revealing a person (the author of the book aka ME FlutterDashFan18, in a recording studio with a voice changing microphone and a script. She then begins pounding me into a pancake.)
Voice: Oww! Oww! Stop! That hurts! That doesn't bend that way!
Update:
Hey guys, FlutterDashFan18 here. I decided to do a little NagiHono ship tease for two reasons.
1. Valentine's Day is coming up
2. NagiHono is one of my favorite Pretty Cure ships in the entire Pretty Cure franchise
Anyways, don't forget to tell your friends about this and leave request in the comment section below of what precure character I should do next. You can send me some "facts" and reactions about them.
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
