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Joker: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I thought I was the evil one but the voice takes the cake.
(The Bad Ending Pretty Cure shows up)
Bad End Happy: Well, well, well, if it ain't the Casanova himself. (giggles and gets out Wolfrun, Cure Beauty, and Joker Dolls.) (tries to imitate Cure Beauty) Oh Joker, you are so charming, I wanna kiss your face. (imitates Joker) Go right ahead but first, I gotta make out with this sexy wolf. (imitates) I have an idea, let's make a three way make out. (Imiates Cure Beauty) Okay. (pushes the three dolls against each other and makes kissing and moaning noises)
Joker: (speaks through is teeth in the verge of exploding) Wow how original.
Bad End Sunny: (turns around and puts her hands on her shoulders while making kissing noises pretending like she was kissing someone and turns back around) Wooo hoo hoo! Wanna do that with some little kids and maybe even Wolfrun and Reika while you're at it?
Bad End Pretty Cure: (laughs)
Joker: (turning red out of anger and embarrassment)
Bad End Peace: Wanna see my masterpiece?
Joker: What masterpiece?
Bad End Peace: (shows everyone a whiteboard that has a lewd picture of Reika and Joker drawn on it, Joker and Reika's names written under a drawing of an umbrella with a heart on top, and the words "Cure Beauty and Joker sleep with each other every night xoxoxoxoxo" written on top of the picture)
Bad End Pretty Cure: (laughs while takes pics with their phones)
Joker: Not funny! You better not send that to-
Bad End Beauty: We've posted it on places like Facebook and DeviantArt
Joker: (grumbles and begans blowing steam out of his ears) I do not have feelings for the blue geek! Well, or any of the blue geeks.
Bad End March: Okay then, prove it to us, go to her, talk to her, and try to to blush, smile, or giggle. And do it in front of all the villains.
Joker: Pfft, easy.
(Joker and the Bad End Pretty Cure found all the villains in one place laughing)
Joker: What's going on?
Reika: Joker?
Joker: (blush) I, uh, you...
Bad End Pretty Cure: (whews)
Bad End Beauty: So you do love her?
Joker: W-whatever. I'm out.
(Reika is on a stage speaking into a mic with a giant screen behind her)
Reika: Guys, did you know that Joker makes AMVs of him and I. He even made one using the song "Everytime We Touch"
All villains (including the Bad End Pretty Cure minus Joker): (laughs)
Bad End Peace: That's literally the AMV national anthem! He actually knows that song?
Reika: Yeah, he likes it so much he sings it in the shower. (clicks remote and starts video)
(a video of Joker in the bathroom wearing nothing but a bath towel sing "Everytime We Touch" while using a bottle as a mic plays on the screen)
Joker: Wait, how did you get that?!
Regina: (not-so-innocent whistles)
Joker: Wait, it's fake!
Reika: Liar!
(Bad End Pretty Cure ties up Joker and puts tape over his mouth)
Joker: (squirms around and tries to speak but couldn't due to having tape over his mouth)
Reika: I managed to get a small binder full of things Joker does during his freetime (pulls out a giant binder full of embarrassing things about Joker)
(a few hours later)
(All the villains were on the floor laughing)
Ira: And I thought the Amoeba Boys were awful villains but this guy takes the cake.
Marmo: And his name reflects how much of a joke he really is. Some villain.
Joker: (finally manages to get the tape of his mouth) Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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