Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure..Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Mai Mishou...loves to watch Dora the Explorer (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Mai: (raises an eyebrow) First of all, who's Dora? Second, why is everyone laughing?
Voice: You don't know why everyone is laughing? Have you been hiding under a rock?
Mai: No I don't know. (finally puts the pieces together) Wait a minute, don't tell that Dora is...
Voice: Because Dora the Explorer is a show for snot nose babies, toddlers, kids, and mature teens and adults!
Audience: (laughs louder)
Mai: Wait, what?! Don't tell me...
Voice: Mai Mishou...is 3 years old (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
Mai: I am not 3! I am 14! Do I look like a 3 year old toddler to you?!
Voice: OOF! Looks like your mother lied to you! Her own daughter was lied to by her. Ouch! That's gotta sting!
Mai: Hey! This show is biased deception!
Audience and The Pretty Cure characters and fairies: (chants) THREE YEAR OLD! THREE YEAR OLD! MAI IS A THREE-YEAR-OLD!
Mai: Trust me, I am not a little kid who watches an idiotic and juvenile television program!
Voice: You think so?
(a giant screen appears and a picture of Mai wearing a baby bib while watching Dora the Explorer appears)
Audience: (laughs loudly nonstop while taking pictures)
Mai: WHAT THE-?! IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A JOKE?!
(Erika, Regina, Ira, Regina, and Hime take out their phones and takes a bunch of pictures)
Erika: I am so posting this!
Hime: The world needs to know about this.
Ira: This is rich!
Bibury: I thought Hana was a big baby!
Regina: Yeah but Mai definitely takes the cake!
Saki: (holds her breathe while covering her mouth trying not to laugh) Okay Saki, Don't smile. Don't smile. don't smile. (looks at the picture and begins laughing) OH MAH GOSH! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (holds her stomach and falls onto the floor while still laughing)
Mai: REALLY SAKI?! (blushes and hides her face is shame) This is getting weird and embarrassing, guys! Just stop!
Audience: (still laughs)
Mai: Please?!?!?!
Audience: (still laughs)
Mai: STOP IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voice: Oh, I've got one more fact about Mai that you all should know about her.
Mai: Please tell me it's real.
Voice: Mai Mishou...her real name is...Ms. Unicorn Cupcake! (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs crazily)
Mai: OH COME ON! I AM STARTING TO HATE THIS! I REGRET ATTENDING AND PARTICIPATING IN THIS!
Voice: Now you know...Ms. Unicorn Cupcake...the three-year-old fan of Dora the Explorer!
Audience: (laughs and cheers)
Mai: They do not know me! My name is Mai Mishou! Not Ms. Unicorn Cupcake! Also, I am 14! Not 3! Lastly, I DO NOT! REPEAT! DO NOT WATCH DORA THE EXPLORER!
Voice: The more you deny it, the more it is true! Oh by the way, since you are 3 and school will be starting I've enrolled you in a preschool!
Mai: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT DOES IT! I'M LEAVING THIS DISEASED TRAP YOU ALL CALL A SHOW! (gets up out of her chair and stomps off stage and leaves with Saki) Let's go Saki, I knew this person wouldn't trust anyone.
(Saki and Mai finds a curtain and there was laughing coming from behind it. The two then pull the curtain revealing FlutterDashFan18, aka Me, the author in a recording studio with note cards and a microphone)
Me: Um, surprise?
(Saki and Mai transforms into Cure Bloom and Cure Egret and starts beating me up)
Me: AH! HEY! AH! THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY! OUCH! OOF THAT'S A MARK! OOF! FOR THE NEXT EPISODE, I WILL BE TANGLING WITH EMIRU AISAKI FOR THE SECOND TIME WITH ROUND 2 OF HER! THEN I WILL BE HAVING LOVE MOMOZONE! See ya next time!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
