Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure.
Voice: Yukari Kotozume...doesn't know the alphabet.
Audience: (laughs)
Yukari Kotozume: This is what were starting on? Come on, I know my consonants and vowels real well miss.
Voice: Yukari Kotozume...abuses stray cats and sells at black markets and smuggling rings
Audience: (laughs)
Yukari: I would never. I love cats and I'm very good with them. How could I do such a thing as to abuse a poor innocent creature such as a stray cat?
Voice: Yukari Kotozume...is dating 8 men.
Audience: (laughs)
Yukari: No I am not. Why would I do such a thing? Besides, my heart belongs to someone else.
Voice: Yukari Kotozume...sells her body to people because she can't afford anything to eat.
Audience: (laughs)
Yukari: I'm not poor nor am I a prostitute! I would never go as far as to disgrace myself and others by doing such a shameless act.
Voice: For a fun time with Yukari in bed, dial this number "1-800-SEX-MEUP" and schedule yourself a session with "Sex Kitten" here and you'll be able to have yourself some sexy time with her. It will also help this poor woman fill her stomach in both ways.
Erika along with other people: (nosebleeds and quickly gets out their phone calling the number)
Erika: YEAH! I NEED ME SOME YUKARI TONIGHT!
Hime: Yeah totally! I need some of that Yukari booty!
Yukari: The very nerve of you! Selling my body without permission? I cannot have you disgrace me any longer.
Voice: Now you know...Yukari Kotozume the cat abusing body seller who doesn't even know the alphabet.
Yukari: This is an outrage! I want you to cancelled all of those appointments this second!
Voice: Sorry, can't, have fun in bed with your costumers Yukari!
Yukari: (huffs and walks out of stage not one bit amused)
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanficWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
