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Voice: Kanade Minamino...puts an AWFUL LOT of spices on her cupcakes (thanks KawaiiPixie for requesting this)
Audience: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Kanade: W-what?! That's not true! I don't spice my cupcakes! I don't want everyone's tongues to be on fire because of my cupcakes!
Voice: You think it's false? Then you better not see this!
(a giant TV appears and a picture of Kanade putting a bucketful of chili peppers appears on the TV)
Audience: (all get disgusted)
Akira: Disgusting!
Aoi: (cringes) Aww sick!
Ichika: Is this even REAL BAKING?!
Himari: Oh my goodness! What in the world?!
Yukari: This is a disgrace to baking!
Saki: I can't even. (holds her mouth because she is about to vomit. She then runs out to find a bathroom)
Ciel: This is too horrific to look at! I'm blind! I'm blind! I think my eyes are gonna bleed!
Rio: I think my eyeballs are gonna throw up.
Bibury: Same.
Hibiki: That's it. Whenever I'm seeing Kanade with cupcakes, I'm bringing ice cubes from now on!
Kanade: UGH! This is just plain ridiculous! You just photoshopped that image! I would never put anything spicy in my desserts. I don't think anyone does that, that would just be weird, unhealthy, and super gross.
Voice: Hee hee...Anyways, moving right along. Anyways, Kanade Minamino...hates the MAX HEART, HUGTTO, and SUITE TEAMS! (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Nagisa: (whispers to Honoka and Hikari) Is this true or not?
Hikari: I have no idea.
Honoka: Which one should we believe?
Saaya: EH?!
Hana: NANI?!
Homare: What the...?!
Ruru: Huh?
Emiru: Well I never!
Hibiki: (turns pale and passes out out of shock)
Ako and Ellen: (gasps in offense)
Kanade: HIBIKI! ELLEN! AKO! HUGTTO AND MAX HEART TEAMS! It's all because of that snotty voice!
Voice: Oh my! Looks like she just leaves her precious friend there.
Kanade: Don't worry! I'll save h- AHH!
(the MAX HEART and HUGTTO teams throw paper balls at Kanade)
Kanade: Trust me! It wasn't me! It was the voice!
(Hibiki regain consciousness)
Hibiki: What happened?
Ellen: Kanade dissed us.
Ako: She said she hated us along with the MAX HEART and Hugtto Teams!
Hibiki: Oh did she now?
Suite Precure: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kanade OH DEAR! Help me!
Voice: Kanade Minamino...was raised by GHOSTS in a haunted mansion (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: EEEEK! (they all start screaming)
Kirara, Haruka, and Towa: Uh oh.
(the three then covered Minami's ears but it was too late. Minami started screaming and faints. Saaya then got scared of the blood curdling scream and passes out as well)
Voice: See? Not only that you just make Hibiki pass out, but TWO more cures pass out making it three! Now you know...Kanade Minamino, the cupcake spicer
Audience: (cheers)
Kanade: You should be ashamed of your lies! I am this close to blowing my top!
Voice: Oh, bonus fact. Kanade Minamino...took her dad to the prom because none of the boys wanted to. Here's a picture to prove it.
(A picture of a young Kanade in a dress and her dad in a tux appears on the TV)
Audience: (laughs)
Regina: Wow what a loser! Nobody wanted her and her dad had to go with her out of pity!
Kanade: No! That wasn't my prom! It was a father and daughter dance from when I was like 6 or 7. As for prom, i didn't go with my father. I just went with my friends.
Voice: Nobody probably wanted you because of those chilipeper promposal cupcakes.
Kanade: (turns red and steam blows out her ears)
Voice: NOW you know...Kanade Minamino...the cupcake spicer who hates the Suite, Hugtto, and Max Heart Teams, raised by ghosts, and had her father as her prom date
Audience: (cheers)
Kanade: UGH! THAT'S IT! I AM FINDING THAT VOICE! Ah Ha!
(Finds a curtain and pulls it revealing FlutterDashFan18, aka me, in a booth with scripts, a microphone, a bunch of security cameras and buttons and levers. She then gets a bunch of paper balls and pelts me with them)
Kanade: This is what you get for insulting a precious lil' girl!
Me: (sighs) I regret getting hurt!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
