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(Urara and Yayoi are still arguing)
Urara: I didn't steal anything from you!
Yayoi: Yes you did!
Mana: There's only one solution. Let's have a nice, civil, and non violent conversation over a trial.
Urara: Um, it's not really that big of a deal so I don't think there is need for such extreme measures.
(Pretty Cure, Villains, and supporting characters are at the court house. Urara is sitting in a defendant seat with Karen as her lawyer. Yayoi is on the opposite side with Reika as her lawyer)
Urara: It's not a big deal! You're all treating this like someone committed a murder.
Bibury: Great, I'm missing the new Truth or Dare movie for this crap?
Bumbee: (hammers gavel) All rise.
(Everyone rises)
Bumbee: So let me get this straight. Yayoi is accusing Urara of stealing some stupid character ideas from her and claiming it as her own and wants me to charge her for copywrite infringement?
Yayoi: Yes!
Bumbee: Let's start with the Gogo people or whatever they're called.
Karen: Urara didn't steal any sort of content. Besides the most important reason why that's a legitimate reason is because Yay Precure 5 Gogo came out five years before Smile Precure. Therefore, Yayoi is the copier and Urara is innocent.
Nozomi: Logic!
Komachi: Well said Karen.
Rin: Top that Smile Precure or should I say, Sly Precure!
Everyone: (celebrates and gets all wound up over the roast)
Reika: Well, I have proof. Mine is based off of personality. Judging by the characteristic traits between the two, Urara has more confidence than Yayoi and it takes the confidence and will to commit a crime. I found out that the Smile Precure was originally gonna air the year Precure 5 Gogo aired and Yay precure 5 gogo never existed then. Smile precure was going to be Yay Precure 5 gogo. Urara must of gotten those ideas from the original series and claimed them as her own. Therefore, Urara did copy her.
Everyone: (gasps)
Miyuki: Yeah!
Akane: Let Reika teach you a lesson son!
Nao: That is what you call logic.
Reika: Mhm, that's logic, not that bull Karen made up.
Everyone: (oooohs)
Karen: Bull?! I'll show you a bull! (transforms into Cure Aqua)
Reika: Oh you wanna go I see? Well then, let's throw down. (Transforms into Cure Beauty)
Erika/Regina/Ira/Bibury/Hime: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Everyone: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
(Cure Aqua and Cure Beauty starts punching and kicking each other)
(Bumbee sits back and enjoys a bucket of popcorn. He then opens a popcorn stand)
Bumbee: Popcorn for sale!
Bibury: Okay then. I'll buy some. I cannot miss this. This is way better than the movie I was gonna see.
Yayoi: Yeah Reika! Whoo!
Rin: Come on Karen! Kick her ass!
Miyuki: WOOOOOOOOOOO FOOTBAAAAAAAALLLLL!
(some of the Precure gives Miyuki a strange look)
Miyuki: What?
Nao: This isn't football. More like a brawl smash bros. whatever you call it.
Urara: Guys! This is no big deal! Quit treating this like someone murdered someone!
Reika and Karen: Never!
(Reika does a roundhouse kick at Karen's stomach)
Everyone: Ooooooooh!
Hibiki: That's gottan hurt.
Tsubomi: This too scary. (hides under the table)
Nagisa and Saki: (wears face paint) Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Saki: Let's place bets!
Nagisa: Yeah! I bet $400 on Reika!
Saki: $500 on Karen!
Honoka: Nagisa!
Mai: Nagisa, Saki, No!
Hana: (dresses like a cheerleader) Hooray Hooray! Reika! Hooray! Hooray! Karen!
Saaya: Which side are you choosing?
Homare: Yeah, make up your mind.
Aoi: This death match causes for some heavy death metal. (gets guitar out and begins play death metal music)
Regina: Eveyone! Let's do a team death match. Team Reika on one side, team Karen on the other.
(All The Pretty Cure excerpt for Urara then ends up transforming and begins attacking one another)
Urara: Great, how could one little misunderstanding could of lead to a huge war? All my friends are turning against each other and others are getting involved too. I'll be sure to get my manager to fix the voice's wagon really good. This is gonna be a long day.
*(Urara leaves the court)
Urara: Glad that death match was over with. Now to get that Know Your Stars nonsense behind me. Hm, maybe some acting practice. (Clears through) The-
*(Tube men spears along with Fireworks appeared. Aoi and her and appear, Erika and Regina in rapper chlothing appear blowing airhorns in Urara's ears, Kelsey in a hula girl costume appears riding a motorcycle, Hime in a leotard appears doind trampoline basketball tricks)
Urara: Ahhhh! You've gotta. Be kidding me! Don't you have somewhere better and more important to be?
(At the park)
Urara: The-
(Erika, Regina, Akane, Aoi, and Hime appear, blowing airhorns and making a bunch of noise setting off fireworks and tube men. A bunch of smoke, fireworks and disco lights appear)
Urara: Ahhh! You've gotta be serious! Why can't you guys just give it a rest?!
At the library:
Urara: (whispers) The-
(Erika, Regina, Akane, Aoi, and Hime appears once again appear making a bunch of noise. Erika and Regina blows airhorns in Urara's ears)
Urara: Noooooooooooooooo!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanficWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
