Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Megumi Aino...she's a player (thanks Zuramaru-chan for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps/laughs/whispers at each other)
Megumi: (raises an eyebrow) A player? Me? Not at all. I'm not even in are relationship with anyone.
Voice: Megumi Aino...she's in love with Blue. (thanks Zuramaru-chan for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps/laughs/ooohs)
Blue: Huh? Uuhhhh....
Seiji: (growls in anger with fire in his eyes)
Hime: Ohhh, drama. I smell a new harem series coming soon.
Megumi: No, not at all. Everyone please calm down. My feelings for him are completely neutral. I only like Blue as a friend not in a romantic kind of way. Nothing more nothing less than a friend. Okay?
Voice: Sure you only like him as a friend, you player.
Audience: (laughs)
Megumi: I'm not a player. I would never play with anyone's feelings like that. I'm not that kind of person.
Voice: That is something all players say.
Megumi: I am not a player.
Voice: Megumi Aino...she's planning to start her own harem (thanks Zuramaru-chan for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Megumi: What?
Voice: Which will involve all of her friends Hime, Yuko, Iona, Seiji, and Blue (thanks Zuramaru-chan for requesting this)
Audience: (ooohs/gets interested)
Megumi: (stiff as a board and shocked with her jaw hanging below)
Yayoi: This is the start of a new series. (gets out her sketchbook drawing her harem comic)
Voice: Who will Megumi date? Will she go with one of her childhood friends, Seiji Sagura? Will she go out with the deity of Blue Sky Kingdom, Blue?
Megumi: I'm not in love with Blue!
Voice: Will she swing the other way and go out with a girl?
Megumi: But I'm not-
Voice: Will she go out with her other childhood friend, Yuko? Will she go out with the princess of Blue Sky Kingdom, Hime?
Megumi: But I'm not attracted to-
Voice: Or will she go out with the lone wolf Iona?
Megumi: Lone wolf? Iona isn't really that-
Voice: If you guys wanna know? Subscribe to this YouTube channel as we get footage of Megumi playing with her friends' hearts figuring out who she chooses to date. Yayoi will also be making a manga based on it as well so buy one and subscribe.
Yayoi: Wait, I never said anything about me selling manga. Although, I guess it could be a good idea.
Erika: I'm subscribing!
Hime: Me too!
Megumi: NO! THERE WILL BE NO HAREM! NOW PEOPLE THINK I'M A PLAYER!
Voice: Now you know...Megumi Aino...the player who's in love with Blue and later on, she is planning to start her own harem with her friends.
Megumi: They don't know anything about me.
Voice: They sure do you pink player. Wait, Pink Player, that's it. That's gonna be the official name of the harem.
Megumi: What is wrong with you? Everything you said is a lie! Hey get back here and tell the truth! Anyone?
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanficWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
