This is the 100th chapter of my book! To celebrate it. Here's a ship segment of Akane and Nao.
Warning: This contains alcohol, mild profanity and sexual vocabulary, and mild sexual content.
Know your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty...Know Your Prettu Cure
Voice: Welcome everyone to the 100th chapter special of Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure Edition!
Audience: (cheers)
Voice: For the 100th special, I'm gonna give you all a treat. I'm not going to just interview one but two people. Let's give it up for the lucky girls, Akane Hino aka Cure Sunny and Nao Midorikawa aka Cure March.
Audience: (cheers)
Akane: This is not going to end well.
Nao: I got a bad feeling about this.
Voice: Akane Hino and Nao Modorikawa...are you two happy to hear me again?
Akane and Nao: No! We are not happy to hear you again!
Voice: Thank you! I'm flattered!
Akane and Nao: That wasn't a compliment!
Voice: Akane Hino and Nao Midorikawa...have been dating each other ever since they first met. (Thanks Damcclub for requesting this)
Audince: Ooooooooooo!
Akane and Nao: (looks at each other and then looks away blushing) No! We never dated each other and we don't plan on doing it!
Miyuki: Yet.
Akane and Nao: Ehhhhh?! Nani?! What do you mean yet?!
Miyuki: You two are made for each other!
Yayoi: You two should toally kiss for the fans and shippers sake!
Reika: No! Don't become a couple!
Miyuki and Yayoi: Don't ruin this for us or the shippers and fans!
Voice: Akane Hino and Nao Midorikawa...kissed each other more times than Miyuki kissed her Peter Pan book (thanks Damcclub for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Nao: We never kissed each other!
Akane: Because we are not a couple!
Miyuki: Hey I can kiss my Peter Pan book way more times look. (gets out her Peter Pan book and starts kissing it) Ah! paper cut!
Voice: Akane Hino and Nao Midorikawa...loves each other so very much
Audience: (applauses and cheers)
Random person #1: So true!
Random person #2: AkaNao for the win!
Akane: You are giving people the wrong idea.
Nao: Akane and I don't have THAT kind of relationship!
Miyuki and Yayoi: Yet!
Voice: Now you know...the couple who loves each other very much, who has been dating each other since they first met that has kissed more times than Miyuki has ever kissed her Peter Pan book, Akane Hino and Nao Midorikawa
Nao and Akane: No they don't!
Me: Hey Regina?
Regina: Yeah?
Me: (grins evilly and whispers into Regina's ear)
Regina: Sure thing.
(Regina then goes to the recording studio)
Regina: Here's the cake and drink you wanted. This is gonna be good.
Me: Yup. (turns microphone on) Hey, do you guys want a drink and some cake?
Nao: Yeah! I need me that sugar.
Akane: Cake! Yeah!
(Two plates of cake and two glasses of juice appear)
(Akane and Nao starts gobbling the cake and guzzling the juice. The two then starts developing blushes across their faces and start hiccuping)
Reika: What happened?!
Voice: (Laughs) I just fed the two rum cake and spiked juice.
Regina: (not-so-innocent whistle)
Makoto: Did you spike the cake and juice and made the voice feed it to them?!
Regina: Uhhhhhhhhh?
Rikka: If they get pregnant and start reproducing AkaNao babies, it's on you.
Yayoi: OMG! Fan children! I got to start draw my Smile Precure next generation kids designs and make predictions on what they might look like. (Gets out sketch pad and starts drawing predictions of AkaNao fan children)
Miyuki: (blushes) I think I know where this is going. Yayoi, I think that they might have Akane's eyes and Nao's hair. Actually, it might look better if they have Akane's hair and Nao's eyes. Or maybe they could have green and red steaks and they might have two different colored eyes.
Akane: Hey! (Hiccups) Nao! You sexy.
Nao: You sexy as well. I feel horny, let's make AkaNao babies together.
Akane: Yeah! (tackles Nao to the ground opening each other's shirts)
Audience: (nosebleed, blushes, records it with their phones)
At Love Live:
(Muse are at Maki's house watching Know Your Stars)
Nozomi: Oooo. Things are about to get interesting.
Everyone (minus Nozomi): (blushes madly)
Maki: Isn't this technically child pornography?
Eli: We need to report this show immediately!
Hayano: (nosebleeds) No don't! I'm lovin' it!
Nico: Well, I expect Nozomi to like this smut but you Hayano!
Honoka: AkaNao! My ship! (Pops confetti canon that had red and green confetti)
Umi: SHAMELESS! (Gets out sword and chops the TV in half)
Kotori: Umi-chan!
Rin: Nya! No not the TV! I wanna see some girl on girl action!
Nozomi: Yeah what she said!
Umi: Nobody is going to see any action!
Back at Know Your Pretty Cure
Erika: Hime! Are you getting all the girl on girl action?
Hime: (recording it on her phone) Every single detail and second of it.
Voice: If the two have kids together, what would they look like? Will it be a boy or a girl? Will they have one, twins, triplets, quadruplets, or quindriplets? What will their personality be like? If you have a prediction let me know in the comment section below.
(Akane and Nao begins to strip each other's chlothes off)
Voice: Woah okay! Better put the kiddies to bed. Let's end the show here but don't worry, those of you who are 18 and up that want to see what's happening between Akane and Nao who are in the middle of their "match", can purchase the video of it for $100 on "AkaNao.net". See ya next time.
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