Know Your Fairy...Know Your Fairy...Know Your Fairy...Know Your Fairy
Voice: Candy...is a dog. (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: HUH?! A DOG?! EHHHHH?! NANI?!
Candy: Umm...Ms. Voice -kuru? Candy is not a dog -kuru!
Voice: Yes you are!
Candy: No! Candy is neither a dog, cat, bunny, nor squirrel -kuru!
Voice: Oh well? Should I get my facts straight?
Candy: Yes -kuru!
Audience: (chants) CANDY, YOU'RE A DOG!
Candy: For the last time, CANDY IS NOT A DOG -KURU!
Voice: Candy...likes doing the "I'm a Banana" dance with Pekorin, in public. (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pekorin: Hey! That's rude -peko!
Candy: W-what? Candy will never do a dance that dumb -kuru! You're just lying -kuru!
Voice: Oh well? Here it goes...
(a video of Candy dressed up like a banana and Pekorin as a chicken dancing and singing to "I'm a Banana" by Onision appears)
Audience: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (they then sang along to the song) I'M A BANANA! I'M A BANANA! I'M A BANANA!
Miyuki: HI! MOM! HI DAD! HI GRANDMA! LOOK AT ME! I'M ON TV!
Max Heart: BANANA POWER!
Splash Star: BANANA POWER!
Yes Precure 5 GoGo except Kurumi: BANANA POWER!
Kurumi: Just why...
Heartcatch except Yuri: BANANA POWER!
Yuri: Seriously?
Suite: BANANA POWER!
Fresh: BANANA POWER!
Smile: BANANA POWER!
Doki Doki: BANANA POWER!
Happiness Supercharge: BANANA POWER!
Mahou Tskai: BANANA POWER!
A La Mode: BANANA POWER!
Hugtto: BANANA POWER!
Candy: QUIET! WHAT A RIDICULOUS THING CANDY WOULD DO -KURU! PARTY'S OVER-KURU!
Audience: (awws in disappointment and stops singing)
Hime: Fun sponge!
Erika: Buzzkill!
Regina: Partypooper!
Voice: AWWW! HOW SAD! THAT WAS THE MOST MEMORABLE MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
Candy: Not for Candy -kuru!
Voice: Candy...her hair is made out of cheese. (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: OOOOHHHHH! CHEESE!
Voice: Pretty nice huh? You don't need to bring food anymore!
Candy: That is disgusting -kuru! Candy will never eat her hair -kuru!
Voice: But someone else can! Oh Mr. Mousey!
(a big, fat, oversize mouse appears)
Mouse: WHAT IS IT?!
Voice: It's lunch time!
Mouse: OH GOODIE GOODIE!
Smile Precure Team: AHHHHHHH! NOT CANDY!
(the mouse begins on chewing on Candy's hair)
Hibiki: AWW SICK! NO WAY! HOW GROSS!
(Hibiki then covers Ako's eyes)
Ako: Hey! Who turned off the lights?!
(Kanade then covers Shouta's eyes)
Shouta: (laughs) This is hilarious!
Kanade: THIS IS DISGUSTING! THIS IS FAR TOO APPALLING AND GROSS FOR A KID LIKE YOU TO WATCH!
(Kanade then covers Shouta's eyes)
Shouta: HEY!
Miyuki: I gotta get her out of there! Hang in there! I'll save you!
(Miyuki successfully saves Candy)
Candy: Thanks Miyuki!
Miyuki: No problem. I'm glad you're alright! Now let's run away before you become a laughingstock!
Candy: Not to mention have The Smile Pretty Cure Team and Candy's good names soiled!
Voice: It's too late! You're already a laughing stalk!
(the audience points and laughs at the Smile Pretty Cure Team)
Miyuki: (blushes) STOP!
Yayoi: WOW! HAPPY PEOPLE!
Nao: Oh dear...
Akane: THIS IS EMBARRASSING!
Reika: Are good names have now been even more soiled than before.
Voice: Now you know...Candy...the dog with cheese hair who dances to "I'm a Banana"
Audience: (cheers)
(Candy flies away)
Candy: Don't get Candy -kuru! Candy should of never come to this -kuru!
Miyuki: THAT TEARS IT! HOW DARE YOU HURT HER FEELINGS LIKE THAT!
Smile Pretty Cure Team: YOU CAN HUMILIATE US ALL YOU WANT BUT DON'T YOU EVER HUMILIATE CANDY!
(the Smile Pretty Cure team transforms)
Akane: COME OUT HERE AND FIGHT US YOU COWARD!
Reika: Behind the curtain.
(The Smile Team pulls the curtain revealing me, FlutterDashFan18)
Me: Seriously?
Yayoi: THERE YOU ARE!
Akane: TIME TO OPEN UP A CAN ON BUTT KICKING ON YOU!
Me: Oh sugar honey iced tea.
(attacks me and sends me flying)
Me: I GUESS I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!
(Team Rocket then appears along side me)
Jessie: That's are line you rip off!
James: Yes, what she said.
Meowth: Get your own line. Hey wait a minute, I know you, we saw you on TV!
Me: Yup, I'm sort of like an antagonist.
Jessie: Same!
Jessie: Yes, us too.
Me: How about we say it together. I mean we are both are getting blasted off by are enemies right?
Jessie: True.
James: Okay then.
Team Rocket and Me: WE ARE BLAST-
(A Bewear appears and scoops us and then starts running on the buildings)
Team Rocket: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
Me: I forgot about the Beweaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssss!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanficWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
