Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Emiru: Oh no, not you again.
Voice: Emiru Aisaki...takes cockroaches from outside and keeps them as pets. (thanks KawaiiPixie for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Emiru: Ew! That is too gross for words! There is no way I would ever have creepy and disease written cockroaches as pets.
Voice: Emiru Aisaki...lives in a pie under the sea. (Thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: Oooooh!
Emiru: Huh? Why would I live inside a soggy pie that was tossed the ocean? Besides, I can't breathe underwater.
Voice: Because...YOU HAVE A FRIENDLY NEIBOR!
Emiru: A neighbor?! Who?!
(SpongeBob SquarePants appears wearing a water helmet and walks up to Emiru)
SpongeBob: HEEEEEEEEEEY! EMILY ROO! I'M YOUR NEW FRIEND! (Laughs)
Emiru: STOP IT! WHO EVEN ARE YOU?! PLEASE! IT'S EMIRU! NOT EMILY ROO!
(Hugtan claps while laughing. Harry and the rest of the Hugtto team try to hold in their laughs)
Emiru: Hugtan! Guys! It's not funny!
Spongebob: Let's sing a song!
Emiru: No!
(Spongebob Squarepants theme song instrumental begins to play)
Voice: Are you ready kids?!
Audience: Aye aye captain!
Emiru: No captain!
Voice: I can't hear you!
Audience: Aye aye captain!
Voice: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Who lives in a pie under the sea?
Audience: Emiru Aisaki!
Voice: Rich and red and childish as she
Audience: Emiru Aisaki!
Voice: If overprotective nonsense be something you wish!
Audience: Emiru Aisaki!
Voice: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish
Audience: Emiru Aisak!
Voice: Ready?!
Audience/Pretty Cure/Fairies/Spongebob/Voice: Emiru Aisaki! Emiru Aisaki! Emiru Aisaki!
Voice: Emiru Aisaki! Ah-hah! HAHAHAHAHA
(Haruka, Minami, Kirara, Towa, Kanata, and Karen plays a violin riff while Spongebob played a flute riff)
Emiru: I do not live in a pie! Great, now I got that song stuck in my head.
Voice: Emiru Aisaki...is part of the Pretty Cure Max Heart team (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: OOOOOOOOOOO!
Emiru: Excuse me?! I think that there might be typo because the stuff you are reading is false. I'm in the Hugtto team. Not Max Heart!
Voice: Then how could you explain this?!
(picture of Emiru with Nagisa, Honoka, and Hikari appears)
Nagisa: I can't believe this...
Hana: MECHOCK!
Emiru: UGH! It looks like that this was clearly photo shopped!
(Nagisa runs to Emiru and hugs her)
Nagisa: OMG! WE'RE A TEAM!
Honoka: That's amazing!
Hikari: That's awesome!
Emiru: N-no we're not! This is all a lie!
Voice: Emiru Aisaki...is friends with every cow in the world. (thanks KawaiiPixie151 for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Emiru: EVERY SINGLE COW?! THAT'S GROSS!
Ruru: Wow. I never knew my best friend was a cow-lover.
Emiru: NO I'M NOT! THIS VOICE IS EMPTY-HEARTED!
(a stampede of cows appear)
Emiru: EH?! NANI?!
Hugtto Precure team and Harry: A STAMPEDE OF COWS?!
(the cows start charging in and chasing after Emiru)
Emiru: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
Hugtto Team and Harry: (screams and runs while getting chased by the herd of cows)
(Emiru, Harry, and the rest of the Hugtto team runs away)
Emiru: I HATE YOU RANDOM VOICE!
Voice: Now you know more about, Emiru Aisaki...the cockroach keeper who lives in a pie under the sea is part of the MAX HEART team and is friends with every single cow
Audience: (cheers)
Which character should I do next? (Cure, fairy, supporting character, villain. I can do multiple rounds of characters I've already done)
What "facts" should I say about them?
What will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim?
If you want an aftermath, which character should I do next?
What should it be about?
Let me know in the comment section below
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
Fiksi PenggemarWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
