Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Tsubomi: Um, w-who a-are you? Where are you coming from?
Voice: Why, I'm a disembodied voice. You should probably go to the bathroom before the interview, you cowardly wallflower.
Tsubomi: H-hey! I'm fine thank you. I-i'm not a coward! I'll show you I can be brave.
Voice: (chuckles) Okay then, Let's see how that attitude will last you. (looks at Tsubomi who was sweating having her legs crossed.)(a light bulb appears) (in mind: This gives me an idea of how to make the chapter a "huge splash")
(a person appears on stage drinking a huge gallon of water)
Tsubomi: (in her mind: "I have a bad feeling about this. Maybe I should of used the bathroom before this. I'm so nervous and scarred of what might happen I think I really do need to go." ) (crosses her legs and begins sweating)
Voice: Okay, let's see. (looks through notes.) Hm, already done that, nah, not very fitting, ah here's one. To kick things off, Tsubomi Hanasaki...she likes Oliver more than a friend if you all get the gist. (thanks curelove15 for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Tsubomi: (blushes) That's not true!
Erika: (in the audience) EHHHHHHHHHHH?! (Erika's heart shatters into a million pieces. You can literally hear it shatter. Her face then turns pale almost to the point of it being white and a bunch of tears start streaming down her eyes)
Momoka: Rejected.
Regina/Ira/Bibury/Hime: Oooooooh! you just got rejected! R! To the E! To the J-E-C-T-E-D! REJECTED!
Erika: Not funny you guys. (grits her teeth and cracks her knuckles) When I get my hands on Oliver, I'll be sure I fix his wagon.
Voice: I sense yet again a new harem series. How many harem series will come out in just one book? Anyways, Tsubomi Hanasaki...let's her baby sister Futaba touched the thorns of a rosebush. (thanks curelove15 for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Tsubomi: (gasps) What?! That's not true at all! I'd never do that! Mom, Dad, Grandma? If you guys are watching this don't believe anything they're saying about me! I would never put my own sister in danger!
Voice: Like anyone's gonna believe you child abuser.
Tsubomi: I'm not!
Voice: Hey Tsubomi, look over there. Why not get yourself a giant glass of lemonade? But, don't drink too much. You don't want to pop on live television do you?
Tsubomi: (sees a person selling lemonade. There was a huge gallon of lemonade)
Tsubomi: (sweats and crosses her legs tighter)(In her mind: "I think I'm gonna wet my pants. No! Don't wet yourself Tsubomi. Just. Don't Wet yourself.")
(a person pours a bottle of water into a glass)
Tsubomi: (forms tears and begins tapping her feet on the floor)
Voice: Tsubomi Hanasaki...takes care of Flowey since Frisk left the Underground with their friends. (thanks
Audience: (looks confused and begins whispering to each other)
Tsubomi: Who's Flowey? I don't even know who that is!
(An Undertale fan from the audience stand up out of his seat)
Undertale Fan: Has Tsubomi been exposed to Flowey's true identity?!
Tsubomi: What true identity?
Voice: Oh the true identity. Well- Huh? (looks at Tsubomi realizing that she was sweating, having her legs crossed and her hands on her lap. She was also tapping her feet onto the floor) (snikers) (in his head: "This gives me a great idea on how I can end this show with a BANG!") Oh, you don't know who Flowey is or the true identity of Flowey?
Tsubomi: No, I don't.
Voice: Then let me show you.
(a giant screen appears. Then a loop video of a waterfall begins playing)
Tsubomi: (crosses her legs) (in mind: Are they trying to pop me or something?)
Voice: Ooops, wrong video. Here's the true video.
( shows a video of a person filling up a water balloon with water using a gallon bottle and jiggling the water balloon)
Tsubomi: (sweats more and begins rocking back and forth)
Voice: Oops sorry, I must of mixed the "Undertale" videos with the "Try Not To Pee Challenge" videos by mistake. Here is the video.
(a video of Flowey the Flower appears)
Flowey: Hello, I'm Flowey the Flower.
Tsubomi: Aww that's an adorable flower.
Voice: Now here who Flowey the Flower really is.
(a video of Flowey the Flower's true identity plays)
Tsubomi: (screams and wets her pants in fear) (looks down at her pants and blushes madly) Darn it!
Regina: (laughs) Tsubomi wet pants! (laughs and takes out her phone and takes a ton of pictures of her)
Audience: (laughs while takes pictures and records)
Tsubomi: (cries and runs off stage and out of the building)
Voice: Wow, I guess I totally "made a splash" at the end didn't I? Anyways, now you know, Tsubomi Hanasaki, the pants wetter, Oliver loving, child abusing babysitter of Flowey who lets her sister touch thorns on rosebushes.
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