Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Nao Midorikawa...is one of the main cast in the hit anime "Cure Pretty Smile"
Audience: (laughs)
Nao: Uh...Smile Pretty Cure
Voice: Uh...what?
Nao: The show is not called "Cure Pretty Smile", it's called "Smile Pretty Cure.
Voice: Oh, sorry, I don't watch it. Anyways, Nao Midorikawa...she has a giant green grasshopper in her shorts.
Audience: (laughs)
Nao: Uh, no I don't. I don't have a giant green grasshopper in my shorts.
Voice: Do to
Nao: Do not.
Voice: Nao Midorikawa...LIAR!
Audience: (laughs)
Nao: I'm not lying. People who are watching this, I'm tell you guys, I do not have a giant green grasshopper in my shorts.
Voice: Oh yeah? Well then if you think you don't, prove it. Check and find out.
Nao: Fine I'll check and you'll see that...(pulls out a green grasshopper out of her shorts and runs around the stage screaming.) H-h-how d-d-did that get there?
Voice: Why don't you tell us.
Nao: I've n-never seen this g-g-grasshopper in my l-life.
Grasshopper: But Nao were best friends.
Nao: No were not! I've never even seen you before in my entire li...wait a minute, how are you talking?
Voice: You taught him how to talk when you were a little girl.
Audience: (laughs)
Grasshopper: Can I have some stew?
Nao: NO! You cannot have any stew.
Voice: Now you know...Nao Midorikawa. The girl who keeps a giant green grasshopper in her shorts but won't give him stew.
Audience: (cheers)
Nao: I don't have any stew.
Grasshopper: How about some curry?
Nao: I do not have curry either. Wait, come back! Can we do this over?
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