Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Audience: (Cheers)
Voice: Aguri Madoka...is jealous of Regina because she is older. (thanks Precure_Forever for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Aguri: Really? That's what what were starting on? Come on, that's the most ridiculous reason to be jealous of a person.
Voice: What about height and age comparisons, and getting measured to see if your tall enough to ride on roller coasters?
Aguri: I'll have you know that I'm at an appropriate height for riding on those things!
Voice: Regina...hates Mana.
Audience: (gasps)
Aguri: And 3, 2, 1. (points at Regina)
Regina: (gets off her seat) THAT IS THE BIGGEST LIE EVER! I'VE TOLD YOU THE LAST TIME I CAME ON THIS TORTUROUS SICK JOKE YOU CLOWNS CALL A SHOW! (Regina gets a sword out and starts charging to the audience)
Audience: (scream and runs around)
Voice: Um, lets roll to commercial break. This is gonna get ugly.
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Yukari and Nagisa: HEY!
Back to Know Your Stars:
Voice: Welcome back to Know Your Stars, sorry about the wait, there was a little "incident" but we took care of it.
(Regina was tied up in a chair with rope. Her mouth was duck taped. She was squirming around trying to break free and was trying to speak but couldn't due to her mouth being taped)
(Yo Watanabe tied Regina up while Kanan jumped her)
Voice: Thanks Kanan, Yo.
Yo: NO prob matey. Being the daughter of a ferry captain sure comes in handy. (She finished up tying the last knot to keep Regina still)
Kanan: Happy to help. (cracks her knuckles)
Voice: Now then, on with the show.
Aguri: (groans)
Voice: Ai...is really an adult in a baby's body. (thanks Precure_Forever for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Ai: (tilts her head in confusion)
Aguri: Okay, what is in your head? Ai is a baby! Get your facts straight!
Voice: Aguri and Regina...are jikochuus in girls bodies. (thanks Precure_Forever for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps screams and runs around)
(The rest of the Doki Doki Precure team and transforms and launches a bunch of attacks at Regina and Aguri. Aguri and Regina screams while running around dodging them)
Voice: I'm probably gonna have to roll to commercial breaks. This is once again, gonna get ugly.
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Saaya: HEY!
Back to Know Your Stars:
Voice: Welcome back. Once again, things got a bit out of control but it's all taken care of. Anyways, time to share the last fact before we wrap up this chapter.
Aguri: I swear, if this is another lie...
Voice: Aguri Madoka...she stole Regina's spot as a Pretty Cure. (thanks Precure_Forever for requesting this)
(Regina breaks free)
Regina: You damn right she did! Finally! Thank you for finally getting something right for a change!
Aguri: Don't blame me! Blame the writers!
Voice: Can it, your almost as bad as Mary Sue!
Mana: (raises an eyebrow) Who's Mary Sue? I don't recall knowing anyone by that name.
(Everyone looks at Mana)
Mana: Why's everyone looking at me?
Regina: I SHOULD HAVE GONE THAT SPOT! (Regina starts stomping around and having a tantrum she then gets out her sword and charges to Aguri)
(Aguri transforms into Cure Ace and ends up battling each other)
Audience: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Voice: Now you know, Ai, Regina, and Aguri. Tune in next time where we have Rin on the show next
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
