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Miki: (waves at the crowd)
Voice: Miki Aono...still watches kids shows (thank you Mermilazzz for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Remi (Miki's mother) and Ichijo (Miki's younger brother): (tries their best to hold in their laughter)
Miki: W-what?! That's not true. I'm 14 years old. I don't watch that stuff anymore.
Voice: ...and some of her favorite shows to watch during her freetime are My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and Regal Acadamy (thanks Mermilazzz for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Remi and Ichijo: (snorts)
Miki: No they are not my favorite shows! Only little kids and immature adults and teens watch that junk. (No offense to anyone who watches cartoons still. I do that also.)
Voice: She also cosplays as Twilight Sparkle, the pegasisters she is. (Thanks Mermilazzz for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs louder)
Remi and Ichijo: (giggles)
Miki: I'm not a pegasisters! I don't even know what that is. Whatever it is, you have no proof!
Voice: Wanna bet?
(A giant screen appears revealing a piece of fanart from deviant art of Miki dressed like Twilight Sparkle)
Remi and Ichijo: (laughs)
Miki: That's not actually me. That's just some fanart you found on deviant art.
Voice: Miki Aono...she used plastic surgery to cheat on her auditions to become a model (thanks Mermilazzz for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Miki: I'll have you know that I was born this way. Also, I would never cheat in my modeling auditions. Plastic surgery is literally a crime against modeling!
Remi: (gasps) My daughter? Use plastic surgery? To cheat? For modeling? YOU HAVE BROUGHT SHAME TO MODELING!
Ichijo: That's kinda true.
Miki: You guys! You are my mom and brother! Can my own family back me up here? Please?
Voice: Miki Aono...she works as a waitress at Hooters
Audience: (laughs)
Miki: Okay now you've gone and done it. I would never ever even dare associate with that disgusting place. Not to mention that they have such skimpy uniforms. Who in their right minds would work at, go to, or even invent such a place like that?
(Suddenly, a cloud of smoke appears and goes revealing Miki in a Hooters uniform which consist of a tank top and orange short shorts)
Audience: (hoots and hollers)
Erika, Ira, Regina, Akane, Yayoi: (nosebleeds)
Miki: WHAT THE HECK?! How did this happen?
Voice: It's your Hooters uniform.
Miki: For the last time. I don't work at Hooter. (Tries to take of the uniform but fails) Why must the uniforms be to tight fitting? I can't get it off.
Voice: Now you know...the kids TV show watching, cheap plastic surgery harlot who works at Hooters, Miki Aono.
Audience: (cheers)
Miki: What?! You can't just end it there. Everthing you said about me was ludicrous! I don't wanna be labeled as a kiddie show watching harlot who got plastic surgery! Can I have a retake? Anyone? Hello? Could someone at least help me out of this uniform?
Request me:
Which Precure character shall I do next? (It can be a Precure, mascot, villain, or a supporting character)
What "facts" shall I say about them?
What reactions will they and the audience might have?
Let me know in the comment section below.
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