Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Reika Aoki...she's a nerd
Audience: (laughs)
Reika: Really? This is what your opening up with? I heard about your little charade and I will not get annoyed easily.
Voice: Reika Aoki...is half girl, half robot, half ravioli.
Audience: (laughs)
Reika: Okay first of all, that's three halves. That'd not even possible. Second of all, I'm not part ravioli or robot. I'm all girl. I expected much worse.
Voice: Reika Aoki...keeps her underwear in the freezer
Reika: What?! That's insane. I don't keep my underwear in the freezer. What person does?
Voice: Reika Aoki...as student body president, she will take away recess, weekends, winter breaks, spring breaks, ski weeks, and summer vacations from the students and make them go to school from 4:30 a.m. to 9:30 p.m.
Audience: (laughs)
Reika: What?! This is ridiculous. I would never take away anyone's break from school. I did say to take pride in the school but I didn't say anything about making them go 24/7.
(a mob of angry students appear on stage with torches and pitchforks)
Female student: How dare you take away our precious breaks from us! Get her!
Male student: Throw food at her while chasing and booing her off the stage!
Everyone: (boos while throwing food at her)
Reika: (Get's chased by an angry mob of students) ahhhh!!! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF! I'M TELLING YOU ALL, DON'T BELIEVE THIS STUFF!
Voice: Now you know...Reika Aoki, the nerdy, robotic ravioli girl wearing frozen underwear who takes away breaks from school.
Audience: (cheers)
Reika: They don't! You soiled my reputation! I demand to know your sources! Please! I want to do this again! I'm interesting!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
