Know Your Pretty Cure....Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Riko Izayoi...she's secretly an School Idol named Riko Sakurauchi and has a girlfriend named You Watanabe. (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Riko: Okay, here's the thing. First of all, I don't have a girlfriend. Second of all, I'm not a school Idol. Also, who in the world is You Watanabe? And what kind of name even is that? The name sounds a lot like "you wannabe".
You: (watching the show at home) Hey! I take offense to that!
Voice: Riko Izayuki...she uses her magic to make people fall in love with her (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Riko: What? What makes you think I cast love spells? To be honest, I'm not interested in dating anyone right now and I'm perfectly fine with people not pining for me. I don't want to deal with a big fan club for me.
Voice: Riko Izayuki...she is the birth child of Kotoha, and Mirai is her other mother. (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Riko: That's nonsense. Well, Kotoha is a lot like a mother to me but she isn't my "birth" mother. Also, Mirai isn't my mother either. I already have parents and they are both my biological ones, and Mirai, Kotoha, and I are close to the same age so how could that even be possible for them to be my parents?
Voice: Riko Izayuki...she envies her older sister Liz, and plans on killing her (thanks PanayoPie for requesting this)
Audience: (ooohs)
Riko: Perish the thought. I am most definitely not jealous of my sister in any way. I look up to her a lot, she's like a role model to me. My magic isn't as good as her's and I'm working hard to surpass her, I'll give you that, but I am not even slightly jealous. Also, I would never even think about killing my own sister. I shouldn't let petty emotions get the best of me.
Erika: LIAR! (comes on stage and whispers into Riko's ear) Hey, I heard you're jealous of your older sister's success. Welcome to the club, I'm having the exact same feeling as you.
Riko: I'm not jealous. Not even in the slightest.
Erika: You keep telling yourself that when really you are. Hey, maybe we can work together and kill our sisters. With your magic, my big book of revenge, and our Pretty Cure forms, we'll be sure to overthrown our sisters.
Riko: Are you the Devil?! I am not all that interested in participating in anything so low.
Erika: (shrugs her shoulder) I guess that's a bit far. I'll just think of something almost as good.
Voice: So you guys plotting your revenge?
Riko: I'm not gonna kill my sister!
Voice: Now you know...Riko Izayuki...Kotoha and Mirai's daughter who is a school idol named Riko Sakurauchi, has a girlfriend named You Watanabe, uses magic to get hit on, and plans on killingher older sister who she is jealous of.
Audience: (cheers)
Riko: They do not know me at all. Everything you said about me was ludicrous. You made me look like a total psychopath! Get back here and get your facts right!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
