Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...
Nozomi: Aw man, not again. It's bad enough that people are accusing me of being a pervert which I am definitely not.
Voice: Nozomi Yumehara...she is the leader of the Smile Pretty Cure.
Audience: (laughs)
Nozomi: Um, actually, that would be Miyuki. I'm the leader of the Yes 5 gogo team, not the smile team.
Voice: Nozomi Yumehara...is the clumsiest girl in the world. (Thanks JustineSun for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Nozomi: I am not clumsy!
Rin: You kinda are. Almost as clumsy as Haruka.
Haruka: Hey! I'm not that clumsy.
Kirara: I got a binder of all the times you've tripped.
Rin: Hey I got a similar list for Nozomi.
Kirara and Rin: Twinzies.
Nozomi and Haruka: Really guys? Really?
Nozomi: Anyways, I'm not clumsy.
Voice: Liar. Here is a montougue of all the times you were clumsy.
(A video of all the times Nozomi was being clumsy plays on the screen)
Audience: (laughs)
Nozomi: It's not funny!
Voice: Nozomi Yumehara...has done "you know what" with Coco. (thanks JustineSun for requesting this)
Audience: (nosebleeds)
(Nozomi and Coco blushes madly)
(Rin faints)
(Urara, Komachi, and Karen's faces went bright red)
(Kurumi glares at Nozomi)
Nozomi: W-w-what?! That is not true! I never done those sorts of things with Coco!
(a picture of Nozomi and Coco in bed naked appears on screen)
Audience: (nosebleeds)
(Erika and Hime takes a bunch of pictures of the picture on the screen)
Nozomi: That didn't actually happen! This is sexual harassment and child-pornography!
(Umi Sonoda appears on stage)
Umi: SHAMELESS!
(Umi gets out a bamboo sword and starts wacking Nozomi with it)
Nozomi: AH! HEY! STOP! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!
Voice: Now you know more about...Nozomi Yumehara...the most clumsiest girl in the world who is the leader of smile pretty cure and did "you know what" with Coco.
Audience: (cheers)
Nozomi: No-
(Umi wacks Nozomi with the bamboo sword)
Nozomi: OW! They-
(Umi wacks Nozomi with the sword)
Nozomi: Ugh! Don't!
(Umi continuously wacks Nozomi with the sword while shouting "SHAMELESS!" repetitively)
Which character should I do next?
What "facts" should I say about them?
What will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim?
Aftermath:
Which character should I do it on?
What should it be about?
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
