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(Tsubomi runs out of the studio crying)
Tsubomi: That's (hiccups) was the humiliating moment of life. Now people think I'm a pants wetter. Let's hope things don't go too bad. Wait, my family is there for me. It's not they would actually watch it or believe me or anything.
At Tsubomi's house:
Mizuki (Tsubomi's mom): Tsubomi! Can we talk to you for a minute?
Tsubomi: Coming! (walks to her parents) Yes?
Youichi (Tsubomi's dad): We love you Tsubomi, we really do but well, we've watched last night's show and your mother and I decided that we need some changes.
Tsubomi: Changes?
Mizuki: Yes, we've created a new rule. We sort of feel like we can't trust you with your sister. No offense but you can only be around Fubata when either me or your father is around.
Tsubomi: (hangs her head) Okay.
(Fubata crawls into the room)
Tsubomi: Hi there. (picks up Fubata)
Fubata: Waaaaaaaaaah! (cries and wiggles around trying to tell her to put her down)
Tsubomi: (puts her down) Great, now my sister hates me. How could this day get any worse.
At school:
(Tsubomi walks into the classroom)
Random Student #1: Hey guys, it's Tsubomi the pants wetter!
(All of the students start pointing and laughing at her. Some of them whispered to her friends)
Random Student #2: Hey Tsubomi (pours water on the floor) Wanna go like Niagara falls before class? You don't want to have an accident like on TV last night.
Students: (laughs)
Tsubomi: (blushes madly and hides her face behind her textbook)
Random Student #3: Hey Tsubomi? How do you steal ip?
Tsubomi: I-P?
Random Student #3: That's no surprise. Of coarse you pee. A lot. Especially on yourself.
Students: (laughs)
Tsubomi: I can't believe I fell for that trick.
Erika: Hey! Quit it! Do any of you want a can of whoop-ass? (does air punches and air kicks)
(A person throes a textbook at Erika)
Erika: The hell was that for?!
Tsubomi: They will never let me live it down.
After school:
Tsubomi: First, my parents don't trust me with Fubata. Then Fubata hates me. Now people at school are labeling me as a bed wetter and making water jokes about me. How can this day get any worse?
(Oliver walks by)
Tsubomi: Oliver?
Oliver: Uh, yeah?
Tsubomi: Listen, about last night, I-
Erika: Hey! You trying to put the moves on her?
Oliver: Moves?
Erika: Yeah, back off, she's with me?
Tsubomi: Huh?
Erika: (blushes) Uh, well, I mean-not like with me with me. I just-you know what, the point is, keep your filthy hands off her villain kid. (cracks knuckles and starts beating Oliver up)
Tsubomi: Erika?!
Erika: What?
Later on:
Tsubomi: Why did you beat him up?
Erika: (blushes) Uh, no reason. Oh, look a water drinking contest. Let's enter.
Tsubomi: Are you sure that's safe and healthy?
Erika: Oh coarse it is. Come on let's sign up! (drags Tsubomi to the sign up booth)
Tsubomi: Wait, if I drink all that water, I'll-This is not good.
Water drinking contest:
(A huge crowd came and it's live internationally)
Tsubomi: You didn't tell me this was going to be international.
Erika: Oops.
Announcer: Ready?
(airhorn)
(Everyone starts clugging water)
Annoncer: 1st place goes to Tsubomi Hanasaki and Erika Kurumi!
Erika: All right! Ya good Tsubomi?
Tsubomi: (starts sweating and crossing her legs)
Erika: You gotta leak?
Tsubomi: (nods yes and is about to run)
Announcer: Now for a long interview for the winners. You two sure made a splash.
Tsubomi: (sweats more)
Announcer: You two blew this thing out of the water.
Tsubomi: (shakes and crosses her legs tighter) (In her head: "Don't think about it Tsubomi. Hey it's working already.)
(Regina, Bibury, and Ira are backstage)
Regina: This is gonna be so good.
Ira: Yeah, this prank will blow out of the water, literally.
Bibury: On three. One. Three!
(Bibury, Regina, and Ira pop out of the stage. Regina blows two airhorns. Bibury plays a loud drum, and Ira crashes symbols)
Tsubomi: (screams and wets her pants. She then looks at her pants and blushes) Are you kidding me?! Why did you suggest this water drinking contest Erika?
Erika: Uhhh, whoops. I forgot about what happened last night for a minute. (In her head: Oh crap! I blew my chances with her!)
Random person: Tsubomi wet her pants, again!
(Everyone starts laughing and taking pictures)
Tsubomi: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
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