Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Voice: Miyuki Hoshizora...captain of the Toei Animations chess team.
Audience: (laughs)
Miyuki: I played chess maybe once or twice but I'm not the captain of anything. Also, Toei Animations doesn't even have a chess team.
Voice: Miyuki Hoshizora...hates most fairytales (thanks KittyRainbowgirl101 for requesting this)
Miyuki: What?! That's not true at all! Fairytales are my life! I benge read them every single day ever since I was a little girl!
Voice: Miyuki Hishizora...is a toddler in a 14 year old body
Audience: (laughs)
Miyuki: Okay. Just because I'm a little bit childish and still reads fairytales at the age of 14 doesn't mean I'm a toddler in a 14 year old body.
Voice: Uh...yes it does
Audience: (laughs)
Miyuki: (makes a pout face)
Voice: See...that face right there proves my claim. Anyways,
Miyuki Hoshizora...conditions her hair with chocolate
Audience: (laughs)
Miyuki: What? Chocolate? Okay, that's just ridiculous. I use conditioner, not chocolate. Does my hair look like a chocolate cornet to you?
Voice: Do you really want me to answer that?
Miyuki: (looks at her hair and realizes that her hair buns look similar to chocolate cornets) Actually, don't answer that.
Audience: (laughs)
(Konata Izumi appears on stage)
Konata: Did someone say chocolate cornet? Where?
Voice: On the girl's head.
Miyuki: What?! Look, my hair is not chocolate cornets.
Konata: (begins chewing on one of Miyuki's buns)
Miyuki: Hey! My buns are not edible! (runs around the stage to avoid Konata)
Audience: (laughs)
Voice: Now you know the true facts about the fairytale hating chess team captain who is a toddler in a 14 year old body and condidtions her hair with chocolate, Miyuki Hoshizora.
Audience: (cheers)
Miyuki: Those aren't facts, their rumors! Hey! Someone get this girl off of me! (screams while still getting chased by Konata)
Konata: Wait, chocolate cornets, come back here!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
