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Voice: Makoto Kensaki...she is from The Land of Cards (thank you Luigi_Nintendo for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Makoto: It appears you have your information, confused. I am from Trump Kingdom.
Voice: Makoto Kensaki, protector of The Land of Cards...
Makoto: It's Trump Kingdom.
Voice: ...she has a clone who performs for her (thanks Mermilazzz for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Makoto: No I don't! Where did you get such a ridiculous idea from?
Voice: Regina posted it on Facebook and Twitter.
Makoto: Regina! When this show is over, you are so dead!
Regina: (laughs nervously)
Makoto: You have no proof.
Voice: Yes I do. Bring her in boys!
(a couple of dudes show up on stage bringing a squirming bag making muffling sounds then opens up revealing Mackenzie Mack from Glitter Force Doki Doki)
Mackenzie: (gasps for air) Where am I?! Who are you people?! Why is there another me?!
Makoto: I should be the one to ask that last question!
Voice: Don't play dumb. You have a clone named Mackenzie.
Mackenzie: Who is this guy?
Makoto: That's what I want to know. Also, I don't have any clones! You probably got this girl from another dimention or something.
Mackenzie: Well, I'm out. (leaves)
Voice: Makoto Kenzaki, protector of The Land Of Cards...
Makoto: Trump Kingdom!
Voice: ...she steals infamous peoples' songs (thanks MikuLuigi07 for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Makoto: (gets mad) No I don't. I write my own songs! I don't steal other people's songs. That would be copywrite.
A random person: She steals other people's songs? I regretted liking her music. (destroys all of her Makopi merchandise)
Makoto: Great! Now look what you've done!
Voice: Makoto Kenzaki, protector of The Land Of Cards...
Makoto: Trump Kingdom! Get it through your head!
Voice: ...has a crush on Mana (thanks Midg1234 for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Makoto: (gets flustered) W-what?! Now your talking nonsense! I do not have any of those sort of feelings towards Mana!
Voice: Yes you do! And I have all of the evideince to prove it. Evidence number one, in episode 10 of Doki Doki Pretty Cure, Mana refers you and herself as Ai's mama and papa.
Audience: (laughs)
Regina and Rachel: (gets furious)
Makoto: That doesn't mean anything! What part of that proves your claim?
Voice: Evidence number 2, in episode 16, you didn't want Mana to befriend Regina. You want Mana all to herself.
Audience: (laughs)
Makoto: Regina can be a bad influence. I just didn't want Mana to be like that.
Regina: (holding a knife). How dare you try to steal my Senpai!
Makoto: I'm not trying to steal anything!
Voice: Now you know...the protector of the Land of Cards, Makoto Kenzaki, the girl who has a clone, steals people's songs, and has a crush on Mana.
Audience: (laughs and cheers)
Makoto: For the last time. IT'S TRUMP KINGDOM! You know what, I'm so out of here. (walks off the stage)
Regina: I will hunt her down. (gets another knife down and follows Makoto)
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanficWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
