Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...
Voice: Aguri Madoka...hates sweets. (thanks rikkaxira4ever for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Usami: How dare you! You gave sweets a bad name!
Himari: Oh my goodness? Aguri? Is this really you?
Aoi: Not cool dude! Not cool! How dare you dis sweets!
Bibury and Rio: That's messed up.
Yukari: (huffs and looks away at Aguri in disgust)
Akira and Ciel: (glares at Aguri)
Kanade: (faints)
Aguri: WOAH! WOAH! WOAH! Back up a minute there buddy. That is nothing but a big fat lie!
Voice: No it's not. If you want to see a big fat lie, try checking the mirror.
Audience: (laughs)
Aguri: (turns red out of anger)
Voice: Aguri Madoka...is jealous of Regina. (thanks iraxrikka4ever for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Aguri: Pfft, get real. Like I'm gonna be jealous of her.
Regina: You should be, I'm awesome and pretty.
Aguri: You're pretty alright. Pretty annoying.
Regina: You better watch it! Those are fighting words!
Voice: Aguri Madoka...abuses Ai. (thanks rikkaxira4ever for requesting this)
Audience: (gasps)
Mana: How could you?!
Rikka: Why would you do that to a defenseless infant?!
Alice: My word! Disgusting!
Makoto: I can't even.
Hana: Mechock! Stay away from Hugtan beast! (holds Hugtan tight)
Saaya: Let's make sure to have all babies stay away from her as far as possible.
Homare: Not cool.
Ruru: How could you do something like that?
Emiru: Baby hater!
Audience: (boos Aguri)
Aguri: You got it all wrong! I woulf never do such a horrible act as to abuse Ai. What do you take me for?!
Voice: A brute.
Aguri: (gets madder)
Voice: Aguri Madoka...the meanest person alive. (thanks rikkaxira4ever for requesting this)
Audience: (boo)
Aguri: What are you trying to do to me?! Stop making me look bad! I'm not joking! I can get Cure Ace to find you and kick your butt!
Voice: Aguri Madoka...she's a Pretty Cure Wannabe (thanks rikkaxira4ever for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Aguri: Okay that's it!
Voice: Now you know...Aguri Madoka...the baby, sweets, Regina, hater who is the meanest person alive. (thanks rikkaxira4ever for requesting this)
Audience: (cheers)
Aguri: They do not! That's the last straw. (transforms into Cure Ace and pulls the curtain revealing me)
Me: Aw man.
(Cure Ace attacks me)
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M BLASTING OFF-
(A Bewear appears and scoops me into its arms and flys across the sky)
Me: Seriously Bewear?!?!?!?!?!?!
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
