Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Regina: Uh? So why the heck do I have to be part of this stupid show again?
Voice: So people can get to know about you.
Regina: I like where this is going. Go ahead. Talk loads about me.
Voice: Whatever you say. Anyways, Regina...
Regina: Yup that's me. Everyone pay attention to everything he is saying about me.
Voice: ...she wears a wig (thanks Mermilazz for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Regina: Uh, hello? Are you sure you got the right Regina because these gorgeous, golden locks of mine are all natural. Everyone I take it back, don't listen to anything this voice is saying.
Voice: No listen to everything I'm saying about her because whatever I'm saying about her is true. Anyways, Regina...she endorses slavery
Audience: (laughs)
Regina: I do not!
Makoto: Uh, you kinda do.
Regina: You guys talking nonsense! I don't endorse slavery.
Voice: Yes you do, you use Ira, Bel, and Mamou as your servants. Not to mention your selfish and bossy to the Doki Doki Precure. (thanks Mermilazzz for requesting this)
Rikka: For once, the voice is right.
Regina: No, the voice is NOT right!
Makoto: Is to!
Regina: Is not!
Makoto: Is to!
Regina: Is not times infinity!
Voice: Okay, how about we stop the is not is to game shall we? And finish this episode up.
Regina: (crosses her arms and pouts)
Voice: Regina...she absolutely despises Mana with a burning passion (thanks Mermilazzz for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Regina: (gasps) OKAY BUDDY! THAT IS THE LAST STRAW! YOU CAN LIE TO EVERYONE ABOUT ME WEARING A WIG! YOU CAN LIE TO EVERYONE ABOUT ME ENDORSING SLAVERY, BUT DONT YOU EVER AND I MEAN EVER TELL THEM THAT I HATE MANA! THAT IS LITEREALLY THE BIGGEST LIE I HAVE EVER HEARD FROM YOU!
Voice: What do you even see in that Mary Sue?
Regina: Well, she's awesome, cool, and...(she then has a fantasy about Mana dressed as a prince riding a white stallion with Regina dressed as a princess sitting behind Mana on the stallion, then it cuts to a vision of Regina and Mana getting married with Regina dressed in a white wedding dress being carried bridal style by Mana who was wearing a match white suit, then it cuts to them with their future children) (Me: P.S. Someone please draw that)
Voice: Uh, Hello? Earth to Regina?
(DJ stop sound effect)
Regina: Huh? (Shakes her head)
Voice: You were saying?
Regina: Oh yes. I do not hate Mana at all.
Voice: Now you know...Regina. The girl who wears a wig, endorses salvory, and hates Mana.
Audience: (applauses and cheers)
Regina: NO YOU DON'T!
Voice: Yes they do
Regina: No they do not!
Voice: Yes they do.
(Keeps going back and forth for a really long time)
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanfictionWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
