Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure...Know Your Pretty Cure
Reika: It's you again! All the students lost all their trust and respect for me thanks to you. I don't need you to make things worse.
Voice: Reika Aoki...she sucks at her job as student council vice president and puts all the students in slavery. (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Reika: I beg your pardon? I would never put ANYBODY in slavery, which is absolutely ludicrous! Also, I do a phenomenal job as student council vice president!
(All the students began booing her and throwing random objects, food, tomatoes, garbage, rocks, etc. at her)
Reika: Ah, hey! Stop this madness! Don't believe those ridiculous lies! And stop pelting me with stuff!
Voice: Reika Aoki...she's the third wheel of the AkaNao ship, like how Raquel ruined Ira x Rikka, she also did the same thing to them. (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Reika: Another lie!
Nao and Akane: And we are not together!
Voice: Oh yeah, remember the segment you guys were on together. I got the whole thing on video.
Nao and Akane: What segment?
Voice: Nothing.
Miyuki: Yeah, I mean Reika and Nao were together before the AkaNao ship started.
Reika: EMILY!
Voice: Well in that case, hehe, Reika Aoki...is jealous of Akane. (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Reika: You are making me lose my patience. I am not jealous of Akane in any way.
Yayoi: Why does this feel like a similar love triangle to Chika x Riko x You?
Miyuki: Chika x Riko this the OTP!
Yayoi: NO! Chika x You is the OTP!
Miyuki: ChikaRiko!
Yayoi: ChikaYou!
Miyuki: Riko!
Yayoi: You!
(soon everyone then begins fighting over which ship is better.)
Reika: What does the Chika, Riko, and You stuff have to do with that claim? Besides, didn't You, Riko and Chika made up with each other? I mean, it's not like Riko and You are still territorial and competitive with each other for Chika's attention still or anything like that.
Voice: Similar three way OTP. You was jealous of Riko like you are jealous of Akane. Akane was a transfer student like Riko was a transfer student. See the similarities?
Reika: I highly doubt they still fight over Chika.
With Aqours:
(Aqours were watching this chapter's segment of Know Your Stars on a laptop at school. You was linking arms with Chika. Riko was linking her arm to Chika's other arm. You pulls Chika towards her. Riko pulls Chika away from You, to herself. Soon, Riko and You were playing tug of war with Chika as the rope)
Chika: Um, guys? You're hurting me.
(Back at know your stars):
Reika: And for the last time, I'm not jealous!
Voice: (sarcastic) Mhm, sure....and I'm a mutant fish puppet with a bazillion dollars from Sesame Street.
Reika: I'm speaking the truth. I'm not jealous! I'm not jealous! I'm not jealous!
Voice: The more you deny it, the more it's true, so don't lie to the universe and just come to terms with your jealousy towards Akane.
Reika: I won't because I am NOT jealous!
Voice: Reika Aoki...she has pictures of herself, and Joker has them. (thanks SamuelBempong for requesting this)
Audience: (laughs)
Kurumi, Yuri, Ako, Makoto, Karen, Minami, Towa, and a bunch of other of the serious precure: (sighs in embarrassment)
Reika: That is a lie! At least, I hope it is.
Voice: Reika Aoki...tends to go seductive and she did "it" with joker.
Audience: OOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHEWWWWWWW! (whistles and claps)
Reika: (blushes) THAT DOES IT! THAT IS A HUGE LIE! I DEMAND YOU TO REVEAL YOURSELF THIS SECOND!
Voice: NOPE!
(a picture of Joker with pictures of Reika and a picture of Joker and Reika doing "it" with each other appears)
Reika: FAKE! FICTION! FALSE! IT'S ALL A LIE! I SHALL SEE YOU AT COURT! I HOPE THE AUTHORITIES THROW YOU IN JAIL!
Voice: Now you know more about...Reika Aoki...the sucky, AkaNao third wheel student council vice president who is bad at her job, endorses student slavery, jealous of Akane, has pictures of herself, which Joker owns, and did "it" with him.
Audience: (cheers)
Reika: They do not know anything! Everything you said was nothing but slander! You should be arrested! I demand justice!
Which character should I do next?
What "facts" should I say about them?
What will be their and the audience's reactions to each claim?
If you want an aftermath, which character should I do one on?
What should it be about?
If you have any ideas, let me know in the comment section below.
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(ON HIATUS) Know Your Stars: Pretty Cure All Stars Edition
FanficWatch all of the Pretty Cure characters from every series get humiliated by a disembodied voice when they say three to eight "facts" (lies) about them. This is a parody of a segment "Know Your Stars" from an old Nickelodeon show called "All That". S...
